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    Tomo swooned and dropped to his knees, at last his saviour was here, he felt warm and safe again, the wafting sweet smell of hair spray steadied his beating heart and he cried out to the wind "My beloved !!!!!!" While everyone was looking at mark in a mixture of aw and confusion, Stan took the opportunity to push rfyl off a nearby cliff.
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    Paid being an 80s child was immune to the chloroform, and just had a nice little buz from it, and wondered off looking for mushrooms, with his bottom intact still. But by this time Lab had noticed Baw had eaten 7 of his mars bars, and started to paint his face blue with one of jonny boys crayons, and attacked Baw with a flaying windmill.
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    But.... after years of not eating ginger things, only licking peanut butter from them, it was confused, and started to lick the airdales, who actually enjoyed it, and feel fast asleep after their hearty meal ! Mean while the surviving members of the rag tag squad regrouped, and followed their intrepid leader Stanley onwards to the edge of the world, in search of the holy grail, a dog with stamina, but no saluki or whippet blood.
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    As the large beast was devoured, Baw was heard to mumble "told you salukis were pish!"
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    Tomo liked this idea, as he had had no where to plug in his hair straighteners since this sorry tail began. They all headed off, with the topless Baw leading the way, closely followed by Lab.
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    Labs lab, thinking sky cat had hidden a couple of peanuts in her shirt, jumped (no mean feat for one so heavily endowed) up at her, mouth agape. But being the astute dog trainer that she is, she deftly avoided its leap, and shouted "sit!" she even remembered the hand signal. Which it promptly did, then burped again, a haggis flew out this time, and run for the hills, leaving a trail of dog saliva in its wake. Lab was amazed, he had never managed to train the dog to sit.
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    "A lost Saluki you say" said lab, looking a bit sheepish (which made Malt take notice) "We haven't seen one" Lab said, but just as he said that, a loud burp came from his tent where his lab lay, and a small cloud of fluffy fur, and a bone flew out the tent flap.
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    Malt was wereing a strange velcro suit with an open fly, no one was too sure why.
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    Well said Waz
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    and with that, the game was a foot, the gamekeeper (lab) Vs the poacher (baw) Baw was already one up having taken the trout the night before, the trout that took Lab wasn't considered within the rules, as thought he was "game" Gnasher couldn't really be considered game in the sense of the rules of the game a foot. So the merry group headed out into the hills, with tomo the newly born anti acting as referee and Gnasher just tagging along for the ride, where his skills as an outdoors man and survivalist would come in very handy as the day and night went on.
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    Lab hadn't run far, as he was a bit bow legged, and a small fence barred his escape, so he tried to hide behind a single thistle. Tomo on looking around could see a quivering ginger mess of hair by the fence, and ran over to try to rescue what he thought was a poor trapped fox, only to find a half naked shivering whimpering scotsman.
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    Was it your shepard got violated mate ? You should never of dressed her up like that ! it was "asking" for it.
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    That was a good watch, don't mind most of the presenters, but that long haired twat proper plsses me off.
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    lol, good read that
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    Well done to all, well worth the drive i would say :-)
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    There no good around nets.
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    It is a much older celebration than christianity, the shortest day of the year has always fallen around now, and been celebrated, the church just nicked it for its own ends. I love it as i have 3 younguns, and its a great time of year for them.
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    One and the same thing.
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    I'm going to just throw out an unfounded assumption that you are a bit of a twat Jr
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    Fecking hell, how is what Jonah wrote illogical ? Damn you are one star struck fool Jr
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    You were just trying to move onto santa "good" list weren't you;) But good one, i think i would of done the same.
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    You said show me a dog, nothing about foxes matie.
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    It was a mates dog, saluki X Gh X saluki, so 3/4
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