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mackem

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  1. Extreme scatology :sick: Thats grosser than gross :sick: :sick:
  2. Yeah Maty,I bought theirs when they first came out £299 then,worth it at twice the price
  3. My kids have a yukon ranger
  4. I can understand drinking,cro-magnon man eating fermented apples or fruit,feeling a little bit merry and less inclined to pulp his neighbours skull with a mammoth jaw-bone or flint nodule,probably thought"f*****g hell,Ugggg,this is great"and started trying to ferment his own fruit,could have been the first home-brew kits,but even he must have coughed and spluttered when his missus built the fire out of wet wood and the cave filled with billowing smoke
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    dvd

    Fishing mate,nowt else but fishing
  6. I never smoked a thing in my life,cant see the attraction,if I stand beside a fire I move to avoid breathing in smoke right?
  7. First the big shiny Koi , then the ghosties with that convienient metalic cross to aim at. Then once the eye is truly in ,the commons-especially those with names Any named fish should automatically become a target,its the law,nothing brightens the day up more than a crap angler in mourning,besides allowing for defraction is a lot more skilfull than lobbing out a hair-rig,Vive le difference
  8. Tobes,are you coming over to the DARKSIDE
  9. I was dragged up in a genuine Ghetto,f*****g hell,lucky to survive,streets long-since demolished,best place for it to be frank,it would have been a fitting contender for that program
  10. Certainly not my village mate,I live in Daffyds village Llanddewi Brefi :kiss:
  11. Which village was it?Royston Vasey?
  12. Jeep,I have seen quite a high number of one-armed blast fishermen,usually deaf,sometimes blind in one eye,its a hazard of the job,bad way to fish really,ruins the reefs
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    world record

    I saw that footage,catching mouse-deer or duiker
  14. All hail wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estuary
  15. Gas-ram Theoben Fenman,Ambidextrous stock,also available in .20,I had one in .22,short,pointable,and excellent for roosting birds
  16. I used to have a Fenman,great little gas-ram,very accurate,worth getting IMHO
  17. Good luck to everyone who entered,all the man/dog teams deserve a round of applause,its going to be highly entertaining,loads of good craic,and hopefully well documented and photographed
  18. Should have said that poor girl,I had just pressed the "Add-reply" icon and a nano-second later I realised theres nothing little about her
  19. His mum probably thinks he is uber-cute But people arent laughing with him,they are laughing at him,he is a teenage heart attack waiting to happen
  20. His parents will probably wonder why their cute little cuddly cherub is the butt of all schoolground jokes,constantly bullied,and gets punted between the goalposts at football matches,the family foodbill must be f*****g horrendous,I wonder if his mums gestation period was 22 months
  21. Well,you might be right there Polecat,if someone threatened to sodomise me it would sure put the willies up me
  22. Violence begets violence mate,it triggers a chain reaction,its never a way to solve a problem except in extreme circumstances when your pushed to the limit
  23. You dont get more unlucky than dead
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