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mackem

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  1. If you ever get stopped by a police officer Windy heres a tip just for you,NEVER engage in conversation with them unless you have a solicitor present and even then play dumb
  2. If you dont get permission windy its called poaching its against the law.
  3. Try and get an invite or some permission before you head off windy Imagine if your dads truck was impounded by the police because you were caught poaching,he might throw a bit more than shoes or boots at you Someone might invite you for a night out in the Dales,goodluck
  4. Paul Stephenson the head of the Met has just resigned over the phone-tapping scandal,loads of bent plod
  5. Cops make the laws up as they go along sometimes,because they know Joe Bloggs is conditioned to obey them,loads of clips like that on youtube of a member of the public turning it back on plod,a lot of police really arent the sharpest of individuals
  6. Nothing turns some women on like the smell of putrid-flesh and summer ripened bin-water One of my mates who works on the bins has just signed up for that dating site uniform.com,he reckons the aroma will have a lynx-effect Loads of women hanker after a tryst with a sweaty refuse-collector
  7. Buzzard will strip a grass-snake mate as has already been said.
  8. Got a resident one in the garden but it isnt fast enough to describe as a catch
  9. I have shopped in a Cabelas,they are a wet-dream for fishermen and archery enthusiasts,the taxidermy displays are mind-boggling wasnt there talk of a Cabelas-UK?
  10. Peahen once another time a flamingo,one of those big pink gangly things
  11. Its decent of some members to help you out windy Good man
  12. Fox is no longer legal running-dog quarry,and you didnt mention fox,you stated rabbit,rabbits dont work out an individual dogs style,they work out that light at night equals get-the-f*ck-outta-here,the reason that the people who travel get the booty is just that,they travel,some areas get hammered nightly winter and summer alike,some dont,thats the crux of it.
  13. Rabbits dont really have the capacity to suss out a dogs running-style,with dogs its just hard and fast,thats a running dogs style,rabbits educate to the beam in heavily lamped areas,first flicker acriss a field and they high-tail it for cover.
  14. Heres a DIY guide http://www.polytunnelgardening.co.uk/polytunnel-construction-guides/ Alternatively mail this guy and explain what your after gutter@npstructures.co.uk
  15. Kids are a hard juggling act,one of my kids swims like a seal,incredibly powerful in the water so I never had to encourage him in a race I would rather concentrate on their academic achievements,that might be where I nag at them a bit much
  16. mackem

    jedward

    I blame their manager,creepy little f*cker,i think he is grooming the talentless duo for performances in the privacy of his boudoir(I know he isnt female but he is as camp as that guy from pineapple dance studios)
  17. zesta punta known in the Philippines as jai alai incredibly fast
  18. I know a guy who was arrested by two cops,basically they tried to fit him up but he wasnt as stupid as they were anyway,he said their faces when his dictaphone(which he had switched on during the arrest )was played in court was a picture,they hadnt known about his recording beforehand They are now ex-policemen Make a complaint against him,at least then its on record
  19. Always having asked prior permission of course mate
  20. No one ever forgets that,the lesson I learnt then was everything is a commodity when people are desperate,even individual sheets of toilet paper,I was always entrepreneurial I have loads of pics from the caravan days,I will sort some out when I have time,I just wish I had taken pics when the coppers raided us
  21. Crap pics chris,but better than nowt,you can see Shep and Red with some bunnies,the other pic shows Shep after a visit to the vets for stitches,I think he had hit a fence while attached to something larger than himself.Sorry for the quality of the pics
  22. Brek was killed in 1991 Chris,both were bred by Hayes from gateshead if memory serves Shep was a more powerful dog maybe an inch taller than his brother?
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