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mackem

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  1. Its not porcus as a whole,black hairy wild ones are fine,its just those fat pink domesticated ones with little swine eyes that make me shiver
  2. Yup,thats where my fear germinated,ratting in a badly-lit piggery one night as a kid,slipped and fell into the shit,got a bit trampled and bumped by inquisitive pigs,always had an irrational fear of them ever since
  3. Velcro-effect if you have stubble of your own Get that quid spent Oots
  4. Probably because I am swinophobic,its my achilles-heel As bricktop said "Never trust a man who owns a pig-farm"
  5. I dont know if its legal in the UK but heres a guide for you. http://www.freewebs.com/cajunyankee/dubbing.htm
  6. I havent got a clue to be honest mate,he took the pic in a market place because he liked them
  7. Those were the days Dyktos,and I see you went to the same barber as myself Are you still in contact with him since his move stateside?
  8. Stubbs,thats a PUNK chicken Dye it blue
  9. I always preferred Heelers,onions,or babylon,never liked the term pigs or bacon though
  10. Artic,nice use of the vernacular "Rozzer"
  11. I have ferreted and lamped at Malham,excellent place or it was then,lifting with rabbits,we even had mooches around in daylight letting the dogs pick them from their seats or run them into the grikes and clints,Gary Hosker was the one who first highlighted the massive amount of rabbits if I remember correctly,I am sure many here remember his tales of rabbiting the limestone with his beddie/greyhound "Spud"
  12. The weasely little tw*t used to play for the short timers.... little asshat spent more time wiping off hits than playing..... till me and one of our guys snuck up on him and blew the little cheater to shit Who?My nephew???
  13. Thank you for that stubby Shell,the little girl with the dead bunny is uber-cute
  14. Couldnt you leave them overnight in the freezer before you returned fire on him
  15. My nephew has a decent one,I think my sis paid about 250 for it?Stings like f*ck when your on the receiving side of a hit though He played against Adam Woodyatt(ian beale) once,dont know if he shot him however
  16. mackem

    RAF

    Yes Mac the people are lovely. I was visiting friends for a while. We had our own secret bar there!! That was dodgy ground, but the locals loved a little tickle! I worked in NWFP for a while,pakistan side of the Khyber,went over a few times,I always felt comfortable in that region
  17. mackem

    RAF

    Some mightnt agree,but its a beautiful country,especially the north,and the majority of people like the Pathans,well,lots of time and respect for them
  18. I think your souls touched in the stars somewhere,its a heavenly connection
  19. Sarah doesnt strike me as a "Cheering from the sidelines" type I think she would prefer to be on the playing-field,thick of the action
  20. mackem

    RAF

    Afghanis are a different breed stork,the older generations anyway,583 is a beautiful pic
  21. Sarah,good sportswoman You forgot to blow him a goodluck kiss
  22. mackem

    RAF

    I was actually just thinking before I read your comments did the goat-herder feel the breeze from the grim-reaper blow past him Lot of character etched into the face of the old afghani in 584
  23. You just telepathically plagiarised my next quip
  24. Its always the taking part that counts spep,good sportsman
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