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mackem

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  1. You dont get more unlucky than dead
  2. Few years ago,christmas or maybe new years eve a kid late teens I think was killed at a London train station,you know that grainy CCTV footage they always show on crimewatch?Well,the footage showed the kid wandering along to the edge of the platform away from his friends,he stood for a short time then keeled over dead as a doornail He had been out drinking,full bladder,emptied it on the live-rail,apparently the salts in your piss are an excellent conductor of electrickery as catweazle called it,as for my shock I was lucky I didnt follow through with a number 2
  3. Do you not remember when we were kids Andy?Weardale used to be lifting,I wonder whats happened to the population,we always used to get good numbers around Stanhope and Westgate Least you had a day out
  4. "Hear say" That was the Myleene Klass short-lived pop-group LG
  5. Surprised no ones suggested an electric training collar which also begins slowly constricting once she has spoken for more than 30 seconds
  6. Sit in a darkened room,headphones blaring hardcore trance or rave,watch this clip repeatedly,psyche yourself up,your now in gladatorial mindset http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K06wDn3XsZE&...feature=related
  7. Its developing into a kill or be killed thread when was the last time you watched a couple of teenage boys scrapping?They trade half a dozen badly aimed punches and end up scuffling on the ground,none of this crouching tiger hidden dragon crap
  8. I thought I was reading a choreographed script from a Van-damme fight-scene consultant Gouging eyes and biting ears,sounds like ladies night in Newcastles bigg market
  9. Later this week sometime,fishing in 'ampshire for trout
  10. I once accidentally had a "Wee"(not the nintendo version)on an electric fence
  11. Its not a bally mate,its the arm from a jumper with holes cut out and the top stitched,still does the job
  12. So your saying they have been sold a pup Oots Boom,boom!Only joking W&L,sorry,couldnt resist it Good luck with the pup,please post pics when you collect it
  13. £20 at a car bootie,I borrowed it off Joe
  14. Hope things work out fine for your friend Brock.
  15. Made worse if he licked your face with puppy-glee immediately afterwards with his foetid little doggy-breath
  16. Amen to that Barbus..................Right tools for the job
  17. Keeps,your posts are always top-drawer as usual
  18. En-route to the ball?Homosexu-ball perhaps All good fun,f**k it
  19. Looks like he is suffering a grotesque allergic reaction to something and his face is swelling to the max
  20. The handbag hanging in the background was his,he was chatting into a mirror
  21. I watched a weasel crossing a london car-park last year
  22. You can NEVER have enough fishing equipment Boys toys
  23. Cast around you might be able to pick them up,in tens or 100 multiples,but not at what I would class as an affordable or acceptable price once your freight is added,they aint light
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