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  1. Not only dry fly mate,whatever method,theres an article online about trotting a maggot down some stretches under a float,hope we both have good sessions,theres a beat just downstream,not too far thats 200 quid a day,thats some indication as to the quality,be lucky.
  2. No mate,you catch them you can take them home,i saw quite a number of fish on thursday and i only strolled along a short stretch.
  3. I didnt know it was free mate till last thursday,i have fished on the test and the itchen in the past on prime beats,had very good results of big wild fish,i am going to fish in winchester a few times this year,be churlish not to really,tight lines.
  4. Theres a clip in the advert for the program where one of the new team is racing against a para motor,has it been on yet?
  5. Nuns always seemed to be man haters with serious mental problems.
  6. P&G,Woodga,and GW should have done a collaborative box set,when those guys go theres going to be a lot of knowledge lost,i always remember P&G saying he had a unique way of trapping jays and wondering what it was,good luck JD,onwards and upwards.
  7. Theres quite a bit actually,anyone fished any of the beats?http://www.dofreefishing.com/southernhampshire.html
  8. No mate,the itchen,the river that runs through winchester,i have fished on the test many times,i am on about the free sections on the itchen.
  9. Beatings at school back then were part of the curriculum,if they hadnt whacked me i would have wondered,one teacher when i was 9 or 10 backhanded me across a table and burst my nose,sent me to nitty norah the school nurse,he must have realised he had gone a bit too far as he came to my home that night to apologise,my mam and dad blamed me,years later turned out he had molested a kid in another class and mentally f****d him up in later life. The worst teachers were the unmarried spinsters one whacked me across the face with a taws,a leather strap with a split in it that left a red wheal across
  10. have you not been tempted to try a chilli eating comp? i bet they are fun to watch.Not as much fun as the comps where indians rub chillies in their EYES,what possesses them to do that?
  11. Anyone availed themselves of the free trout fishing on the itchen at winchester?When i say free i dont mean clandestine nocturnal missions as some may imagine,i mean free fly fishing stretches on a sparkling chalk stream that looks as if it holds a lot of decent fish.I walked along the river in winchester the other day eating my lunch and saw several nice trout,i know its free,have any of you fished it,if so what were the results?
  12. I saw a few yew and ash bows this morning at an archery comp,some of the guyss were quite useful with them,but not a patch on the compound users who had more than double the extra range and a lot more accurate,but for instinct shooting stick and string primitive is the best.
  13. I notice these have popped up in the next street.........Often see bats at dusk in the street,hope these attract more of them.
  14. Stihl do a little battery operated one,very quiet,not much grunt however,but it does ok for along edges etc.
  15. mackem

    Roots

    Kunta kinte,i watched 12 years a slave yesterday,i hope the roots remake is as good.
  16. I have a stihl 560 makes coleslaw of any vegetation,pop into ernest doe in esher,they have a decent stock of stihl kit.
  17. One of my kids would eat it AND enjoy it.
  18. Regrets,i've had a few but then again too few to mention,i did what i had to do and saw it through without exemption,i planned each chartered course................But i never make a f***ing song and dance about them like sinatra,its a shallow life lived without scars,we are who we are because of the bumps and knocks on our journeys,only thing i would change?Dont get caught.
  19. Many a true word has been said in jest...................
  20. I have heard rumours the catapult-peashooter licence is going to be lumped together.
  21. Slipping the thin edge of the wedge under the door un noticed,didnt they test the poll tax out northnof the border first?
  22. Pakistan is sexually repressed,the average male pakistani is teuly an animal,i had a blonde girlfriend when i was there,she worked for an aid agency,she was austrian,she was always telling me about guys trying to touch her up,if you go to the outskirts of the cities,visit villages etc women dont go out without protection from male relatives,a program a few months ago called "Walking the Himalayas" by a guy called levison wood mentioned this,he went down the same sort of areas i was,a place called Hunza valley,he actually said on the program theres a distinct absence of women around.Imagine you
  23. Its like a primate version of cecil the lion all over again.
  24. The parents are getting hassle on social media,as for the gorilla well a clean head shot is preferable to having your hands hacked off with a rusty machete and sold as a sun dried delicacy in the local bush meat market.
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