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mackem

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  1. Still on it, breakfast this morning ?
  2. The needle in the gum is actually pleasant, the numbness when your lips don't work properly and your slaver dribbles down your chin ?
  3. Quit your job and join medicine sans frontier in Ukraine sandy, we look forward to your reports from the front-line, do the right thing instead of doing nothing ?
  4. Role-reversal, nowadays its the norm, a coconut would get filled in.
  5. Which parts did you find unrealistic mate? Only the maroc bits for me, I know it's not like that.
  6. When I was at school I used to know an old guy, raced greyhounds, Tommy minse, long dead, but he used to get school kitchen waste, boil it up with tripe for his dogs.
  7. I saw them all, its real life though slightly exaggerated for dramatic effect, my nephew is blond haired and blue eyed, actually looks nowadays like Plan-B but he went through a phase where he thought he was Nigerian thanks to being a token white kid in his school in Deptford. He even got done for street robbery, selling crack and having multiple baby mothers was a short step away till he sorted himself out and started working. Kids are attracted by easy money, nice cars,clothes,women, dubai holidays, a bricklaying job isn't going to get them that so they go to the street.
  8. We had permission near Aviemore that was saturated with rabbits back then also, lots of places in the Highlands and Islands were infested.
  9. I remember I have walked across a few dams and always marvelled at how solid they are.
  10. Heaviest one ever caught was over 100lbs,i have seen pics of an 80lb'er,every stream, pond, lake, waterway round here seems to have them.
  11. Say the name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ? Charts warned ya ?
  12. I got a really nice SOG mother from hanf und hanf in Austria when it first came out, all the clones had a tangerine terp when flowered out. Just been watching Norman Baker the one time lib dem drugs policy minister recounting the time he asked a parliamentary question, how many deaths per year from tobacco..... 50,000 Alcohol......20,000 Cannabis.....3
  13. Thankfully my kids went to private school, they think a roadman is some geezer who lays tarmac ?
  14. I hate to say it, but I know a couple in London, you sit listening to them chatting, you would be surprised it's their description innit bruv ?
  15. Canadian Tire mate, sells everything from knives, boats and. 223 ammo to cake mixers, cookers, and clothing.
  16. Back on the salads and fruit, got my waist back to 30 inches ?
  17. I was thinking more Monet Lisa ?
  18. Most authors use a little artistic licence when writing faction ?
  19. Looks like mona Lisa's daughter, Portrait of a young girl.
  20. I had a consultation booked with a specialist implantologist in the UK as I wanted an implant, paid my £200 then left the country as I forgot about the appointment. Might get it done here, one thing I have noticed is british dental hygiene isn't as good as here, my lady has dentition like a toothpaste model.I was chatting to a bloke last year, he had a perfect Hollywood smile, I found out later he had, veneers done in Hungary, they looked natural, not like the turkey veneers beloved by instagrammers today.
  21. https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1507015282467885068
  22. Lot less politically correct down under mate ?
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