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mackem

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  1. I would be into that, our version of wild camping was sleeping under trees sans tent or kipping in a haystack,our characters were sort of formed a little in those grotty caravans I reckon ? I got loads of pics, but all in a storage place in the UK, I will pop back over one day.
  2. A decent roley is heavy, how the f**k do the owners not notice it being wrestled from their wrists ?
  3. Your caravan was palacial compared to mine, the rivets popped down one seam and there was often a draught, hence the arson ending.
  4. We had a great time, not hawking but foxing in London and deer outside the M25, we even made it to the local paper on the Isle of dogs for taking fox on the farm at mud chute, but good times come to an end, still had a nomadic lifestyle sort of, stayed in a yurt once with nomadic herders in China, and live in Canada nowadays, but the journey ain't over yet, and my missus wants us to retire in Thailand ?
  5. My mam used to swear like angry Bob, I guess it's tourettes, he reminds me of sunderland, no one curses with that frequency or vehemence here ? or maybe he was just angry at leaving the Ladyboys of walking street ??
  6. Angry Bob's been smashing kathoey pasties down Soi buakhao ?
  7. UK is seen as a soft touch to the world mate,met a lot of people in different countries who chat about Benefits, free houses, NHS etc, my personal favourite was a Pakistani who told him people get paid NOT to work in the UK. Captured Russians.
  8. I chatted to an iranian living in Toronto a while ago, when he heard where I was from he said "why are you living here, Britain is better" and then went on to chat about "Benefits" ?
  9. I did exactly the same, we found a caravan on a caravan park one dark winters night when the park had closed for the winter,left the north-east and headed south and parked it up on the Isle of dogs appropriately enough, built a kennel and run for the lurchers in the street (I kid you not), people back then didn't even bat an eyelid, had some good times till the caravan burnt to the ground and I left the UK. Nowadays the idea of nicking and later torching a caravan wouldn't even enter my head, but I was diagnosed as a sociopath at a later date (which still surprises me) and I think the la
  10. They aren't migrants, that term just legitimises the "soft-invasion" that's happening.
  11. Ha'way man, gis some credit for trying ?
  12. Loved that ? F**k off ya daft c**t ?
  13. Cos I got my waist down to 30 inches, well chuffed ? the struggle was real ?
  14. Berries and fruit are for puffs ?
  15. If I was Sandy, and I felt strongly enough about the world I wouldn't peddle crap propaganda online, donate to a blind lesbian charity or start a go-fund-me for lentil farmers in padistowe, I would pack my bag and I would have caught a flight to Poland a month ago, I know me and I know my character, I would have been gone and be making the change over there I preach about on my Lefty fair-trade coffee mornings, he hasn't a clue, small minded? he should be the change he preaches to others, words mean jacksy without actions. ?
  16. I was waving the flag earlier for first nation protestors against the highway of tears disappearances, trying to highlight the murders, had a coffee and spent time with the demonstrators, what did you do today Sandy apart from seethe about the tories? Nowt!
  17. I ain't bitter, I am as happy as f**k, I gave you good advice, be part of the solution, lead by example, lead from the front, you have medical skills........ GO ?
  18. A moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips, planking and core exercising weren't cutting it, middle aged spread, I needed that 30 inch waist target, got a trek planned and don't want the extra weight ?
  19. Still on it, breakfast this morning ?
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