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  1. My mate was in Holland two weeks back doing a podcast with Simon, I couldn't make it over in time,he flies birds of prey, is your pheno the cherry pheno?
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    SPLATTTT ?

    You get sent weird shit, I get sent stuff with lions, snakes, spiders and sharks ??
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    SPLATTTT ?

    My kid sent me one of a lion pulling a blokes finger off, tool a while, I could almost feel it ??
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    SPLATTTT ?

    TMZ (@tmz_tv) • Instagram reel WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM TMZ shared a post on Instagram: "A horrifying moment during a concert in Hong Kong, as a...
  5. Used to have that, fantastic book ?
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    ohh shit

    Didn't see the first one mate, just saw this on CinemaHD and thought I would give it a go, cgi shark is fast but poorly done, I compared it to Jaws as I do with all such shark movies, none of them measure up.
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    ohh shit

    Sadly not, parading up and down the beach in skimpy kit, on their paddle boards and shit, but no nipples for a hundred miles.
  8. He was based in aldershot, got his wings as a para.
  9. I was at the gym at 5.20am this morning mate, taking a leaf out of your book, doing a bit of training, gained 2kg in the last few months, need to get it off, just had a banana and grapes today ???
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    ohh shit

    Just watched this,its OK but I was expecting better, falls well behind Jaws in gore, storyline, and shock-value.
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    ohh shit

    Never saw them in a wet market, not once, always dried in the sun.
  12. Wasn't it just, I remember my nana saying pek was just for Christmas because it was a special treat ?
  13. Are you from the north-east? We used to get tins of pek at Christmas, probably donated by rich Southern kids so us biafra northern kids had something to look forward to on that special day in December.
  14. Wasn't it spiderpig on here who was the equine dentist? He would have earned a few quid in antalya and that's the tooth ?
  15. Just gets worse, you catch monkey pox eating that shit ???
  16. Ha'way man, Quiche? Greyman I can understand, he has an alternative lifestyle, greying manbun, designer salt-and-pepper goatee,and recites Shakespeare with a soft west-country burr but how did you get into Quiche? Your the most geezerly geezer on here ?
  17. My mams in one, senile and probably stinks of cat piss, haven't seen her in decades, but she battered me daily as a kid depending upon which side of bed she got out of in a morning, karma is indeed a bitch.
  18. f***ing hell, I try me best to bring a bit of culture ?
  19. A lot of those care homes are poorly paid Arry, and staffed by third-world and Eastern-European workers.
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