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mackem

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  1. Went to Teddington earlier, French place, and started chatting to a guy Fletching arrows on a trailer beside Hampton Court Palace for an archery contest, he told me of a girl who he had at an archery lesson who tore her nipple off after the bowstring hit her piercing ? and I saw a kookaburra ?
  2. The villa I rented in Javea cost half a million quid and that was 15 years ago, love the area.
  3. I enjoyed the film but was critical of the grow.
  4. It's good, I didn't see the twist coming.I didn't see the twist coming in Fall either ?
  5. Saw it, Taken with alzheimers ? I knew it was going to be wank when the assassination went along the lines of... How much for the hit?.... 10 million dollars OK?... Yeah, go on then, wire it to my Lloyd's savers account ?
  6. That was my first thought ? I thought her son had escaped and got to her.
  7. Don't watch this if you have acrophobia ?
  8. It IS a sexual assault 100% BUT there's a male cop within spitting distance doing sweet FA, it's beyond comprehension, if I try that tomorrow I would be battered and prosecuted.
  9. No one respects coppers. https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1565339143257079808
  10. Pakistani done just that, bought a field near the air-park in feltham, fenced it, put sheep and horses on, then one day there's a front door ?? with a letterbox on the fence ? now there's a couple of stables on there? My sisters Indian mates dad is trying something similar in wraysbury.
  11. Good memory ? died a few years ago in a care home.
  12. Metropolitan Police officer sexually assaulted at at Notting Hill Carnival | UK | News | Express.co.uk WWW-EXPRESS-CO-UK.CDN.AMPPROJECT.ORG
  13. Bloody hell,pity he didn't make it ? got to love a tryer.
  14. Years ago I lived in Ashford, FYOI is sandwiched between Ashford and Feltham near Bedfont lakes,two lads escaped and ran down the train tracks that back onto the prison down to Ashford,got caught in the high street.
  15. *Feltham.... Got a few mates ho were in there when it first opened ?
  16. It's a different world ?
  17. I wouldn't mock, word on the street is he chinged that guy in 2019 at Brookmill Park ? but I am surprised he even went to Notting Hill, he was only saying the other day "I ain't going Carni. I stay making bread with my chargie Wallahi" ???
  18. Ghostface has been arrested for the murder.
  19. She does own a restaurant and no exaggeration....... I once saw her with a cat in a bag ?
  20. Dosvidanyia tovarishch https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1564710635958673408
  21. Just been outside, local Chinese woman calling "Hoggie.... Hoggie... Hoggie" I asked had she lost her dog thinking she couldn't pronounce Doggie properly, No she said one of my pet hedgehogs ? she opened her bag ?
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