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mackem

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  1. Cops are under attack at the moment in town. https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1566428296430116865
  2. Boy, 17, stabbed to death after 'machete brawl of 100 people' in Tower Hamlets WWW.LBC.CO.UK A 17-year-old boy has been stabbed to death and another left critically ill after a mass brawl in...
  3. This guy was shot and killed in Chelsea last night, apparently over something carnival related, and there was a large disturbance in Bow 17 year old got really bad machete wounds.
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    Erotic literature for middle-aged housewives is where its at ? I met a bloke ages ago, used to do the artwork for his wife's book covers, he studied graphic design at Uni, his wife employed him.Her first book took two years to write and was rejected by the publishers she submitted it took, now she writes a book in 3 months and has a literary agent. She writes Mills and boon type stuff but a bit more steamy ? Once their kids have left uni their plan is to travel the world as digital nomads.
  5. You keep loving living mate ??
  6. This is her before and after, the same woman ???
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    Old habits die hard ??
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    You should write a book, and a bit of retired-careers advice, you should have been a bit flexible with your interpretation of the job and made a few extra quid before you left for pastures new.
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    You got a decent life mate, a friend of mine made a house buying sum of cash last week, I called him a lucky c**t, he laughed and said everyone is someone's lucky c**t ?
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    Life on Mars actually looked brilliant, you could have been Gene Hunt
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    I don't have a job, I have a lifestyle by choice ?
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    Your telling us you slipped the net and fled to France ??
  13. Philip Schofield identifies as a puff.
  14. Pain is just weakness leaving the body ?
  15. What sort of tumour mate, you OK now, feeling better?
  16. f***ing hell, its a Diane Abbott tribute act ??
  17. Looks like he is using 600's which is fine but the room isn't sealed so how does his extraction supposedly work? Light leaks, he could use the floor space far better to maximise his yield, etc,just call me critical ?
  18. He is a national disgrace mate.
  19. New York billboard mocks Prince Andrew's legal woes WWW-DAILYMAIL-CO-UK.CDN.AMPPROJECT.ORG The Manhattan Mini Storage company put up billboards across New York City which read:...
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    Pirate/buccaneer (what you nick is yours) in the 17th century or ivory hunter on the dark continent back in the late 1800's.
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