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mackem

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  1. Love a cephalopod skewer,had some cuttlefish and squid last night,but I would have rather been wandering round a Thai night market in shorts and T-shirt grazing on street food,enjoy the trip and post more food pics. Breakfast.
  2. Nothing normal about the family whatsoever.The world is populated by human oddities with massive mental health issues,I have a gender-fluid (I know,it’s a cross I bear)niece who started a relationship with a gender-fluid lad,he was going through a sex change so he could be a woman,so my niece wanted a sex change so she could be a bloke then they could also be a “Normal” family,it’s Monday morning and my heads spinning.
  3. Hendon (born and brought up in Hendon till I was about 8).
  4. Just been to an Egyptian/Canadian birthday party,tried singing Happy Birthday to you in Arabic,couldn’t quite pull it off lol
  5. Proud of you mC,your going international.
  6. She knows it’s going to be “one of those nights”.
  7. You ooze masculinity compared to me,your testosterone level must be off the scale,I get manicures,pedicures,and eat probiotic yoghurt with trail mix and goji berries.
  8. That one on the road was very fresh but stank.
  9. See them on the roads dead now and again.
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    Israel

    Lots in the UK,mental health issues,drug/alcohol,falling between the cracks after a relationship issue,I often speak to homeless people,some truly sad bad luck stories out there mate.
  11. Did you hear that? Yeah. What was it? Could be a lot of things,a coyote. There aren’t any coyotes in England. 1:58
  12. Had to be indigenous before anyone would contemplate re-wilding,I don’t know if coyote were ever in the UK but I do remember when the two guys in American werewolf in London were on the moor,they hear a howl,one of the pair suggests it’s a coyote (Americans eh).
  13. Serious answer?I have eaten more beaver than you can shake a stick at in every part of the world but if you mean the aquatic American castoridae then no.There’s beaver the next street over,beaver in the lakes at the back,I see them often,but unless I needed to then no WalMart is just down the road so no reason to skin a beaver.
  14. His previous best was an 86Lb’er from the shore,totally smashed it.
  15. Not the biggie but it looks decent from shore (Alaska).
  16. That’s the reason you never see a cat in the streets or back yards here,heard a coyote yipping one night last week.
  17. This lodge wasn’t there two weeks ago,there’s also a really small stream that was shallow and was maybe two feet across that’s now been dammed local.
  18. Glad he let it go,I wonder how old that fish is?Imagine the fight from a giant flattie.
  19. No mate Norway,my bad it’s not the European record,it’s the world record shore caught record,that’s some sized flattie,unhooked and released.
  20. For the European shore caught halibut record 371.69 Lb’s took him 2hours to get in.
  21. Is it the cocktail of drugs and booze he is taking?And how on earth does a normal bloke end up living in a shack with a ladyboy in downtown Cebu,he was supposed to be having a £100,000 fight in Saudi now he is asking people for a quid???
  22. mackem

    Mandarin Duck

    No need to apologise mate,I get crossed wires daily,ask my missus lol.
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