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mackem

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  1. Aye, a quid lol. Amen to that.
  2. He is getting a bit samey nowadays mate, there's only so many one star takeaways and drunken stealth camps you can do around sunderland before it becomes stale. His mate Chris realises this, he done camps in London, Poland, Thailand, Holland etc and does far better content because of it. Used to enjoy High Force as a kid.
  3. Got two fifty pences in my change today with him on.
  4. I am round your way quite a bit, got a mate in Chobham and we kick about Surrey.
  5. I am skint,times are hard,spare a quid for a coffee Guv?
  6. Missus just told me she bought me a ticket for the Jason Fox Life At the Limit show at Richmond Theatre in two weeks.
  7. Hummus wrap and salad (times are hard).
  8. He was described as an "Aspiring rapper". ASPIRING??? He is 40 years old, the dream has faded, still imagining himself as a gangster ffs
  9. I come from the land of stotty cakes, that's a breadbun, I used to get breakfast on a stotty, they were the size of a plate.
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    Snow

    Met Office issues fresh snow alert for Britain: Map reveals huge 250-mile wall of snow to blast the UK within DAYS - with yellow warning covering vast swathe of England | Daily Mail Online WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK The 24-hour warning area from 3am on Thursday covers a distance of more than 250...
  11. Shows the size of some of the lakes that you were three miles off shore, puts it in perspective.
  12. Lesson learnt, never assume a ferreters gender lol.
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    Dead

    Thermal night shooter maybe? A couple of years ago stateside a bloke shot a man AND his 6 year old daughter after mistaking them for a pair of deer.
  14. The world's first transvestite ferreters?
  15. Pliny the elder records caesar Augustus sending viverrae to the balearic islands in 6 BC to control rabbits, it's speculated viverrae were ferrets or polecats.
  16. How far out are you mate,and how deep is the ice?
  17. But man being an inventive creature soon turned ye tables…….
  18. It didn’t actually start out how you might imagine Wolfie old chap………
  19. Amid disbelief that 'chemical attacker' was allowed to stay in Britain... BBC editor who is paid to help 15 Somalian criminals stay in the UK quits the Beeb after shocking Mail exposé | Daily Mail Online WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK Last year, The Mail on Sunday exposed how Mary Harper, Africa Editor for the World Service...
  20. Last funeral I went to was up home, mate committed suicide, I wore black suit and tie as it's tradition, but some people turned up in jeans and trainers, times are changing I guess.
  21. This guy is hilarious,he sooo wants to be from LA instead of deadendsville on sea in Essex.I am assuming the two dogs in the vid are the ones that attacked the lady?
  22. Families club together, sell land, save, whatever to get that cash once in central America they live like Africans on a shoestring hand to mouth budget, sleep on the street if needs be, to the family the end justifies the means, get a family member into the states to work and send cash back to the dark continent.
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