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  1. Now now JOE,dont be a tease I am sure you dont want anymore northerners coming down south We only come down to show you guys how to play games properly
  2. Was that the Farne islands bill?I remember going there with the school and being dive-bombed by terns and shite-hawks
  3. Those words were pretty Phrophetic mate,I was waiting for a delivery from eastern-europe,it just arrived
  4. Yes i could handle a job like that, no doubt it was in SE Asia. Reminds me of a mate who went to a chew bar out there, apparentely you sit at a bar with cut outs for your bottom half to fit into and enjoy a drink while........ Thats why its nickname is Blow-row shepp,the real name is Fields avenue,very upper class name for a pretty sleazy shanty-town street which specialised in fellatio,one of the bars was the aptly named "nice with ice" famous for BJ on the rocks
  5. I like my job,its interesting But I used to have a friend who had the most amazing job for a guy anyway,he managed a girly-bar,a very interesting establishment in a street we dubbed "Blow-row" because most of the bars offered :kiss: he used to test drive all the latest models :kiss:
  6. I was Lucky enough in the 1990's to meet Vic Hislop who came to Hong Kong to catch a tiger shark that was partial to a chinese for dinner,he was an incredible character,told me he used to get them to the edge then shoot them with a .303 We are too restricted on this small island
  7. Dont let any of those rough fisherman types "Blow you off" as happened to Lee,no the wonder he is feeling sick Other than that enjoy yourself
  8. Never mind Lee,you can always cum out with us tonight,I promise not to blow you off Depends how much your offering though,I could be persuaded :kiss:
  9. Asian Silver Carp Maty,go up to 60-70 Lbs.What you have to remember about those bowhunters is a lot of them are bow-pros,their day job is archery and hunting to promote products,TV shows,lesser mortals like ourselves,unless we were really good instinctual shots wouldnt have as high a score rate
  10. Thats correct,but I got a rise and a bite out of you didnt i Not such a bad fisherman after all am I Lee
  11. Funny you should say that Daniel but I have a bow and practice weekly at Quicks the local archery club
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    McKenzie Thorpe

    That series would be interesting to see Mike
  13. Got the T-shirt from that one BRB,PE&Det to home-made carbide bombs and divers-recalls always abroad however Its not that Fried,some things are like a circle or ring,they never end mate,you just keep adapting and modifying your techniques to stay a step ahead of the opposing team,I phoned about some salmon fishing a few days ago,over £150 a day for a father&son ticket I couldnt let my monsters near a water like that,they would clear it of fur,fin,and feather but I guess the head Bailiff sensed my keeness and has offered to walk me along his stretch pointing out the best salmon poo
  14. Oh listen to the music I hear Old Poppa Piccolino is near To win a smile or maybe a tear Before travelling on A vagabond who wanders along A millionaire but only in song As though the world might really belong to him This fellow plays a melody so mellow That ev’ryone keeps shouting "Bello Bello" All over Italy they know his concertina, Poppa Piccolino, Poppa Piccolina, He plays so prettily to ev’ry signorina Poppa Piccolina from sunny Italy.
  15. Notty Ash?Its the diddy men isnt it?
  16. I will use that recipe,thanks keg!Good luck with the salmon,we start soon,watch out for the pics,and if joe didnt have such deep pockets and short hands you might get to see a clip on YOUTUBE
  17. All in all he'se just a 'nother prick in the wall
  18. Keg,whats your recipe for fishcakes mate?All the wife makes is Thai fishcakes,how do you do yours?What river are you getting the salmon on?We should be starting them very soon Hope you swapped him one of those large-breasted turkeys for some fish Slick??
  19. Looks like its mounted on a dudley-death-carrot
  20. Excellent result Kegmeister Should keep the freezer topped-up for a while,what was the heaviest mate?We cant actually get out at the moment,sitting around twiddling our thumbs till some equipment arrives But you look as if your doing ok
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    Hi

    No,but he was I just remember some kid asking an innocent question and that cockrash calling him an idiot
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    Hi

    Oh,there used to be a different TBF on here,read a post once when he stormed off and deleted himself over nothing,but it wasnt you
  23. mackem

    Hi

    Cant have been you then 'cos that was definately a storm in a teacup
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