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mackem

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  1. I have probably used the term horti-f*****g-culturalist myself many times
  2. What,like the "Full-monty" troupe?
  3. Dying aint much of a living boy..............The outlaw Josey Wales.
  4. Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.
  5. I cant mate,malts nicked the avatar
  6. The movie I can watch on a loop without tiring is "Jaws" but I did like the Napalm speech
  7. You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
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    books

    I would give her book a miss mate,not worth the read Beg,borrow,or steal "Snowblind" and "Smoke screen" both by robert sabbag.
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    books

    Howard has brought out a few books speed,also try and get your hands on "Hunting Marco Polo" paul eddys book on the hunt and eventual arrest of "Mr Nice"
  10. I have a friend who runs a Thai house of ill-repute if thats any good?Unfortunately his bordello is in London,nothings cheap in the city,your also going to have to make a cash-adjustment if its "Long-time" love your after
  11. Purple or Pink rinse to celebrate?Happy Birthday
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    books

    Villains Tyne?I have actually met the following two guys,both wrote books on their escapades,both are incredible characters and had fast-paced lifestyles "Mr Nice" Howard Marks...................."Grass" Phil Sparrowhawk (Who actually lives 20 minutes away) Both are unputdownables
  13. Amen to that Comanche,some of us are just old-school purists in thought,mind,and deed
  14. My cousin had one years ago,cant remember if he paod £ or £120 for his?
  15. Like off godzilla.??? I wouldnt know Ste,I never actually watch movies like that Nor have I ever watched the "My little pony" movie or even any of the Ninja-turtle films,ignorance is bliss i guess
  16. dytkos,your not going to believe this,but as soon as I saw it I wondered if it would fit marks dog
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    WHAT A TALENT!

    He moves like a junior version of Manny Pacquiao
  18. This aint a personal dig but i just dont get folk who want to kill less numerous species ie bears, lions, tigers, elephants ect ect, its small cock syndrome imo, end result a sow with cub ends up dead Different strokes for different blokes Max,watch the clip again,there was never any intention to kill the female,that was accidental due to her charge,its always been my ambition to hunt a bear,though the rifle does nothing for me,I would prefer to do it with a bow,check the statistics,black bears are actually on the increase in some parts of the states,not declining,its actually the hunt th
  19. You will recoup the money from your Poly-tunnel Gav,just give it time,my wife was telling me the ones she worked in had huge air-circulation/exchange fans and water-curtains to try and keep the temps down.Are you intending to cure your leaf or just speed-dry it?
  20. You actually look more convincing than some of the pics I have seen of ZZ-Top type geezers in fancy-dress monkey suits,have a look at the link Cupid put up,photos half way down....."Real Bigfoot"......."Man in suit"
  21. I thought I would resurrect this thread as a relative sent me this from the good old U....S....of....A http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfo...ref=mpstoryview
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    HELP ME ! -

    i wish i thought of that , Always think on your feet mate,it would have been my instinctual answer as soon as I opened the door,saw who was knocking,felt my heart drop,and quickly formulated an escape plan/get out clause
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    HELP ME ! -

    Tell your mum thank you very much,good timing,we just ordered you a take-away,any chance of baby sitting?Take your woman out,movie,meal,whatever,thanks mum
  24. I eat Chinese or Thai most nights Shepp,wouldnt buy it though,I have been behind the scenes in a few restaurants including some local ones The mullet is no more,replaced with a skin-head due to the ravages of time Well,not really,Antimos No2 shaved over it
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