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  1. mackem
    Early morning boat ride.
  2. mackem
    Rew'boy..........................I never got your Rap out of my head,even my kids listened to it
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    Anal glands Kinky huh
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    what with a dog on my head No one will notice the dog Kay,trust me
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    Dont be shy Kay k?Its a known fact that Bras and stuff are inhealthy for women,all that tight elastic and un-necessary padding Revel in your womanhood,cast off those Cups of oppression(need a hand?)
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    Get one taken a little bit like undisputeds pose,but without the hairy nipples
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    I wouldnt normally even suggest this being a gentleman and shit,but pin-up girls normally go topless right?Kay,ummmmmm well,if your going to be a REAL THL pin-up theres something you really need to do,yes,thats right,have another picture taken with not quite so many clothes restricting your breathing
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    http://www.dogging-central.com/rules.shtml http://www.doging.net/dogging-sites/index.html
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    Its all a game Whin,nowt else
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    JOE is Ummmmmm SPECIAL Yeah,thats the best way to describe him
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    Did you get any infoon that fight then Jo?How was the guy who was stabbed? As for last night mate Lets just put it all down to the excitement of the Kick-off
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    Joe did actually try and salvage something from a fu**ed-up situation and make out as if he was doing me a favour I could tell he was floundering though,grasping at straws when he told me "But you do like stopping out late dont you?"
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    Not only a fox and rabbit,also a pair of Crocs on the ladies feet
  14. mackem
    You look a bit like Danny Dyer Rick.
  15. mackem
    I would say Orchid,very TYPEY
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    3 hours in total Maty,there-back home-there,the thing is I had a gut-feeling when he said "AHHHHHHHH" It didnt sound like someone relieved to be having a much needed bladder-release after a long journey,it sounded like someone who had seriously f****d-up somewhere down the line and realised it It was funny,lifes too short and all that shit We tried our best Jacob
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    Its a standing-joke now,Joe would forget his head if it wasnt screwed on,the other week he was checking every services and 24 hour gas-station at 2am for sweet-corn because our tins were back in his cupboard,all adds to the night though,hope he doesnt forget what I asked him for the high-street fish
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    F***ing Hell Joe was on time for a change,slightly early even,I did a double-take at the clock,Nope,five minutes before time,wonders never cease He was even on cloud 9 last night,he regaled me with tales of the gang fight he had witnessed outside his house minutes before leaving,Riot-van,coppers,Burberry Chavs,the works,great entertainment he said Good vibes were everywhere,I was buzzing last night,we were going to score Arrives at the venue,I am having a p*ss while joe opens the boot,and I heard "AHHHHHHH"At first I thought he was urinating as well,but nope,that wasnt a sigh of relief
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    The guy who invented the self-flushing sink,plastic toilets,and the W-bend,incredible tradesman,any more questions please PM his spawn,LG son of BP
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    Maybe fellman is LG's identical twin?Is he handsome,debonaire,and witty?No?Neither is LG so they could indeed be co-joined twins seperated at birth Doesnt bear thinking about,X2 Leegreen's?I am giving up fishing and taking up crochet
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    10K here will get you an acre and a half if your lucky a friend of mine recently bought woodlands in sussex,4 acres cost him £30,000. Found a woodland,7 acres for 35K,only problem with most woodlands is they have covenants on them,your not allowed to slash-and-burn unless its in the amazon or somesuch place
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    £10,000 is $20,000.............is that all you would get BC?2 or 3 acres for 20k USD?Moggs would certainly have two ache'rs if he serviced all of Sprags ladies in that field
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    Those snappers have got to be your best native turtle species,they are my faves anyway
  24. mackem
    1/25'th the price in this neck of the woods,10K will get you a decent kitchen and a trolley of shopping to fill it,not a lot really
  25. mackem
    10K here will get you an acre and a half if your lucky
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