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mackem

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  1. I can wear a ledder-hossen and make you yodel
  2. I am right as in your best off dressing as her Or I am right as in you really dont want to know
  3. I dont think you really want to know
  4. Powder is so yesterday Kay I was actually thinking of oiling you first On second thoughts,with your red hair you are best off dressing as "Cherry-cream pie Heidi"one of my old faves
  5. I think he still lives in Slough Micky I doubt he has ever snared bunnies though
  6. I have some uniforms you can borrow Kay,they are hidden in the loft,in a box,tucked away in the corner Are you allergic to latex?How does the "Nurse FeelGood" uniform sound
  7. On second thoughts best not,it mightnt fit you now
  8. well they were navy towling short short things with piping on them most of the girls wanted to wear trackie bottoms but we couldnt wear them , it had to be a gym slip , black pumps & white ankle socks as i recall , they can wear trackie bottoms for pe now at my lads school & trousers as part of the uniform , we couldnt wear trousers back then Do you think you could possibly dig out your old netball kit and put a pic up Kay I could die happy then
  9. Sorry for that strange outpouring Kay The wife hasnt spoken to me in 8 weeks,the economy,olympics,South Osettia,its all irrelevant really,I have a one-track mind at the moment ..................................................................Just out of interest though,what knickers DID you wear for netball
  10. Its not the external clothing that interests me Kay,it was just the underwear,I used to have a fetish about ladies Knickers,not wearing them(though I have modelled a few pairs of lace panties in the past)but getting inside them,I was always a lingere guy,I mean,you wouldnt wrap a nice gift up in old newspaper would you?
  11. Raining?Its hot and sunny Did you wear navy blue nickers with a small pocket sewn in?
  12. I just shaved mine off last week
  13. F***ing hell Not the "old-school photos" routine?It will be the holiday snaps next,then your stuck on the settee with a pile of spiral-bound plastic-pocket photo albums of Bogner or Brighton
  14. Sometimes its good to be a little nostalgic
  15. Many a true word is said in jest,except old pat will expand on it,make a 30 minute "Short" and write several articles on his new,ingenious "Hod-snare" for those hitherto un-catchable urban wasteland bunnies Forget quickset netting baskets,the next rabbiters de-rigeur equipment is a genuine warreners snare-hod,though you have to be like Max Quarterman to hump it around
  16. Its normally police inspectors and the upper-echelons and higher ranks who are tied up,bound in latex,wearing tight fitting leather-studded masks and gimp-balls,and paying £200 to an eastern-european suspender wearing blond for an hour long session,if you dont believe me just get the sunday papers
  17. Lee,you old pessimist you,besides,get with the times,you come back when you've got the graphite back out
  18. and not a single fish Thats exactly what I was thinking
  19. Happened 2 miles away a few months ago,nice area,£400,000 house,a guys jilted homosexual lover knocked on the door,BBQ'd the guy on his doorstep and fled,the victim lived a week or so before expiring
  20. lol once again you dont get , just like fishing it is a trophy shot , what about showing a dead trout ? we all know what a trout looks like ( hey mackem ) your not going to win this as you also know you are wrong , you just trying to defend your god . try this when you go back to bbs Dont say that,I have just got another for my tea
  21. Heres my dream house,its only down the road as well,sadly its slightly out of my price range http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-174...=1&tr_t=buy
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