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  1. mackem
    75kg? Personal use sir? If your going to use a poly-tunnel for plants you might have to use supplemental lighting as your so far north,alternatively you could grow indoors,control the environment and get several crops or a rotational harvest over the year
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    Try safari-club international,they will be able to give you a list of worldwide species If you start doing snow leopard in the Pamirs or bowhunting the Kamchatka brown bears gimmee a shout
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    Agree or disagree,I saw a news report earlier about my old home town,beyond redemption?All my siblings are in the south-east barring one,and even she lived in Hampshire for a few years,bought a nice detached in Fleet,moved back north and now living in a very down-trodden part of Durham http://lifestyle.aol.co.uk/homes-and-prope...0001?country=uk
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    Most plants are easy Jacob,they are like a woman,they just need a little TLC to flourish,I used to be a joint-owner in a hydroponics shop,very profitable business,anything you need to know on clones or cuttings just ask,I took 10's of 1000's of them when I worked for a while in holland With the economic downturn,it might actually be a viable business proposition selling the seeds,I know a guy who went from being Mr Average to becoming a millionaire through seed-sales
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    Thats normal isnt it
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    I can wear a ledder-hossen and make you yodel
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    I am right as in your best off dressing as her Or I am right as in you really dont want to know
  8. mackem
    I dont think you really want to know
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    Powder is so yesterday Kay I was actually thinking of oiling you first On second thoughts,with your red hair you are best off dressing as "Cherry-cream pie Heidi"one of my old faves
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    I think he still lives in Slough Micky I doubt he has ever snared bunnies though
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    I have some uniforms you can borrow Kay,they are hidden in the loft,in a box,tucked away in the corner Are you allergic to latex?How does the "Nurse FeelGood" uniform sound
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    On second thoughts best not,it mightnt fit you now
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    well they were navy towling short short things with piping on them most of the girls wanted to wear trackie bottoms but we couldnt wear them , it had to be a gym slip , black pumps & white ankle socks as i recall , they can wear trackie bottoms for pe now at my lads school & trousers as part of the uniform , we couldnt wear trousers back then Do you think you could possibly dig out your old netball kit and put a pic up Kay I could die happy then
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    Sorry for that strange outpouring Kay The wife hasnt spoken to me in 8 weeks,the economy,olympics,South Osettia,its all irrelevant really,I have a one-track mind at the moment ..................................................................Just out of interest though,what knickers DID you wear for netball
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    Its not the external clothing that interests me Kay,it was just the underwear,I used to have a fetish about ladies Knickers,not wearing them(though I have modelled a few pairs of lace panties in the past)but getting inside them,I was always a lingere guy,I mean,you wouldnt wrap a nice gift up in old newspaper would you?
  16. mackem
    Raining?Its hot and sunny Did you wear navy blue nickers with a small pocket sewn in?
  17. mackem
    I just shaved mine off last week
  18. mackem
    F***ing hell Not the "old-school photos" routine?It will be the holiday snaps next,then your stuck on the settee with a pile of spiral-bound plastic-pocket photo albums of Bogner or Brighton
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    Sometimes its good to be a little nostalgic
  20. mackem
    Many a true word is said in jest,except old pat will expand on it,make a 30 minute "Short" and write several articles on his new,ingenious "Hod-snare" for those hitherto un-catchable urban wasteland bunnies Forget quickset netting baskets,the next rabbiters de-rigeur equipment is a genuine warreners snare-hod,though you have to be like Max Quarterman to hump it around
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    But still no mention of the fish
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    Its normally police inspectors and the upper-echelons and higher ranks who are tied up,bound in latex,wearing tight fitting leather-studded masks and gimp-balls,and paying £200 to an eastern-european suspender wearing blond for an hour long session,if you dont believe me just get the sunday papers
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    Lee,you old pessimist you,besides,get with the times,you come back when you've got the graphite back out
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    Good read
  25. mackem
    and not a single fish Thats exactly what I was thinking
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