Out walking the dogs yesterday with my lad,and needed a pee,as you do.I wandered over to a blackthorn hedge, got me fella out,and started to pee.Looked in the hedge,at about todger height,and there was a dirty feckin rat sat watching me,no more than 2 feet from me todger Needless to say,i whipped it back in me trousers sharpish,and took a quick pic (not very good,you can just make it out in the top centre ) before trying to beat the fecker out the hedge,so the dogs could sort the dirty fecker out.Don't even bare thinking about,what could have happened Weils of the willy ? no thanks