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just jack

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    midgets

    i have a family of midgets in our street my daughter as a kid used hang about with the daughter and she was ace at jumping on the sofa her dad was a painter and decorator for many years he was shit hot at skirting boards and dado rails but struggled on coving hence the crash helmet and getting shot out of cannon
  2. ISF..W i smell fish..waft
  3. That's what caught my eye too !!!! mine also
  4. did he make you feel like Hahahaha he was a very cool guy really. Was sitting with his collection of beautiful backing singers ! about 14 of them and chatted to her on the phone for ages, no complaining, and seemed a good laugh. Thing is, I had just been chatting to Martin O`Niell and had to leave him to go over and speak to Leo hahahaha. so martin didn't make you feel like some good stories on this thread and i'm sure there all gospel
  5. while out shooting rabbits i nearly shot a pro rugby player and what could of ended his career, his fault !! he kicked it and shouted "shoot it"!!!! so i did silly GREEN mistake, all three people who were there are also on here i fooking shat myself i did shoot a couple that day mind i also knew a kid who worked for the famous MIKES CARPETS (stringfellow wannabe) not the kid by the way, i got a whilton off him for £150 what should have been about £ 600 cheers MIKEY you "trying to push in front of me in the night club with your grand daughter for a wife" you TWAT, WARRA COCK he was
  6. did he make you feel like
  7. Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive. 'When I got to the door I couldn't jump'. So the 6ft 7” black instructor unzips his fly & drops out his 10 inches & says if you don't jump you're going to get this baby up your ass!...... Mick asks "Did you jump?". Paddy replies "A little bit when it first went in".

  8. bob, have you got cramp on your left foot?
  9. love that, its a great saying
  10. i agree scot, it is a no brainer to me really enjoy
  11. not so much rag n bone nowadays is it price of scrap is silly really but good for the fellas collecting it
  12. That fecker won best in show at the Hawick show a couple of years ago RIP
  13. 7 yrs? she must be a twat, if not, bin the lurcher!!
  14. my wife asked tonight when she got in from wor "what have you got me for tomorrow" i said "why, whats going on?" she said " its our anniversary" i said "a caravan"!!! she laughed but not to pleased,, moaning cow haha

  15. they know were the easy pickings are thats for sure
  16. well stiggy, its good to see someone get a dollar or two when it was for free at the start, i'm sure you will agree on that one
  17. Well he's not called colin so thats got be a bonus
  18. just checked chrissy, one fella started with £51 and he is the last bidder with £101 so i guess he wants it :clapper: its not me also
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