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J Darcy

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  1. felt the black mans weapon again and again./..lol

  2. Ian we all know you enjoy "Backdoor Boogie" more than the next man..... and the next man happens to be Elton John....

  3. Gary Glitters Silent partner....loves boys bottoms but doesnt want the fame. He is bad man.

  4. Southern Pansy cannot drink, thinks he's Adam Ant..but he is just an Ex-Eton boy who got thrown out because his sphincter was wwaayyyy tttoooo slack.....

  5. He's not tiny at all....made my eyes water i can tell you. Last time we went dogging my poor little Sphincter was nipping....

  6. He tried chatting me up once in the Beer Tent. Wanted to rent my bootie he said.

  7. EERrrmmmm......Does your wife do a turn?...They have been saying she does turns?....

  8. He's walking in the Air..........All the way to the midlands gamefair......on the search for young males bum.......to shed his hot salty cum

  9. Alot of large africans visit Bucko's house, but i have no idea why.....

  10. Yes he's one of the best...and no mistake...

  11. Total Messer......Is strongly attracted to ugly women that have deep voices and broad shoulders....allegedly.....

  12. He thinks he's CCRRAAIIIGGGGG DDDAAAVVVVIIIDDDD!!!!

    but nowhere near as good looking!!!!!! And he hasnt even got a beanie hat!!!

  13. Into big black men.......hard and fast...

  14. Wants to scratch a mans belly button....from the inside.....

  15. He likes men who like other men.

  16. He rimmed his way to the top on THL.....

  17. He is well hung....

  18. Don't forget...your bringing the sausages you total sphinny-piglet.

  19. He told me he likes very large african males. Its not a want, its a need!

  20. In a word the man's a filthy little rim-puppy that likes to play rudies with young coloured males.

  21. Likes hanging round schools. likes wearing uniforms and cutting his hair like a young boys.

  22. He doesnt want to have sex, he just wants to lay next to you.

  23. Total sphincter merchant.

  24. Could do with a bigger willy.

  25. He tried to get me out onto the sand dunes to have his wicked way. A bad man.lol

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