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J Darcy

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  1. Ugly rim-puppy....

  2. Another puppy peddler. He is trying to add some yorkie into his lines now as their heads were getting just too big and "savage" the kidz in da hood were thinking he was keeping pits.....he is da hardcore fucka.

  3. We are Siamese if you please.......We are siamese if you dont please...

  4. Wanked me off in the woods. He is such a filth-bag...

  5. Gonna have to face it, she's totally addicted to rim's

  6. He tried to touch me at the weekend.....In my special place!

  7. Looks like one of the chuckle brothers!!

  8. Like to try and light a fire by rubbing two swollen purple mushrooms together....after a while there is an explosion....but its of hot saline love-wee.

  9. His nose is so big it has its own post code...

  10. His dogs have too much bull blood for my liking. Too fricken hard core.

  11. Thinks he's bruce lee....looking for miss bruce lee for hand to hand combat

  12. sponsored by lemsip

  13. fricken huge nose

  14. he is a very good looking man

  15. I know Tarmac's been through the laundry basket....

  16. A very good looking man indeed.

  17. she knows i dont know anything about jet-ski's so why does she harp on about water sports???

  18. Messer....and a ginger one at that!

  19. Get the kettle on ...

  20. Likes Mince....

  21. She must live very near a beauticians as she told me she loves an early morning Facial..........served at body temperature.

  22. Likes to scratch men's belly buttons....from the inside.

  23. the mans a shit-house..nothing more,nothing less

  24. Old Man steptoes stunt double....

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