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dont leave it out the front though ,the council will put a sticker on it telling you what you can and cant put in it
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ive heard loads of different stories about using vegetable oil ,wouldnt it clog injectors?
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really bored ( ill ) best cockney ryming slang...?
jacob replied to sureshot's topic in General Talk
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my mrs is right into it ,most haunted an all that,watches colin fry and another one on living tv,she got me to go on a ghost walk tour last summer ,around a supposedly haunted castle in sussex,met this funny looking bloke in a pub car park in the pitch black, there were about 6 other people whod paid their fiver,,he gave us the tour telling of grey ladies and ghostly black dogs,i couldnt help takin the piss ,he really bigged it up ,he had a tilley lamp ,and placed it at his feet so the light shon up at him while he gave us his spooky tales ,10 years ago a couple of tabs and the c**t would have
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ive thumbed over a few books and ted walshes lurchers and longdogs was good,ive just read mr darcys extreme lurcherwork,not that extreme ive gotta say it should have been called nice lurcher work or gentle doggin or how to take your dog back cause it whines a bit.good way of makin a few quid though
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CRACKED ME UP
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cutting holes in the tops of cake lorries with a tin opener,and feasting until we were sick ,shooting feral cats,bunking off school most days and working down the market ,floggin dodgy gear and poling or pocketing the money when the mieser we were workin for wasnt lookin ,all the normal sort of stuff really.ahhh the good old days before cctv
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simple solution,feck em all off back home,what will it take for us to realise
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sorry forgot to say to the authorities,thats better,no im gonna do it again thas it ,much better now.
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mr brown will just smack our arses for more tax on everything and more feckin laws,heres the man that should be sittin in number 10
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supply and demand, but at the end of the day ,if you f**k around with the vat man ,and british customs theyll give you enough rope then hang you with it....who doesent want drontal and jabs etc..cheaper than the extortionante vet prices, i feckin do,he knew the risks,but sounds like he got a tad greedy.
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excellent on rats .
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THAS NEVER A SPANIOL THEYVE GOT LONG DROOPY EARS
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ive got a nice old 5 pot merc estate you can have ,it does about 40 odd to the gallon. not 4x4 though
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mercedes 2.5 diesel 5 cylinder estate 7 seats.m.o.t and tax till end of august ,very good condition for year,rare manual version,no towbar ,16000 miles new battery and rear exhaust good tyres,excellent workhorse,or doggin engine pulls very strong no smoke,and very quiet for a diesel white in colour with blue interior,its a very reliable old merc that looks very straight and clean.£1500 no offers pm me.thanks jacob.im in surrey
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no mate,they are definatly advertised as pedigree long haired whippets
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i dont know how to put the sites up,but im sure someone will,it sounds like bollocks to me,
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ford transit 4x4
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If its perfectly legal to hunt rats with dogs in a barn which is enclosed ,when does it become classed as baiting?or illegal ?,is it only if theres betting involved or if you actually pit them ?if you see my point.
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you best tell the lurcher to sleep with one eye open and the other two firmly closed
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in the wild there would be a pecking order,and usually ends in a tear up, just let em fight it out dominant female wins
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it doesnt take much of a dog to catch a ferreted or lamped rabbit, the dog i was referring to took a dozen rabbits in open country unaided by ferrets, lamps ,or mixi, a feat that 99.9%of lurchers could never hope to achieve especially those big daft bull crosses micky dont get me wrong i love a good whippet but thats a narrow minded or inexperienced attitude,and KC whippets do lack a good coat ,i always feel sorry for em when theyre standing there shivering when it gets a bit to cold for em
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been on the wagon for 5 weeks now.im a proper miserable c**t now.