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  1. jacob

    racists

    f.uckin spot on mate.
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    racists

    :realmad: :realmad:
  3. young white jills from good working stock,near to surrey,thanks
  4. my family done a bit of research,and traced some of our history back,the most interesting things to come out of it,were that at some point we had a coat of arms with the family crest,an owl proper sitting on a mortice post,and motto,in latin?ready by day or by night.found some interesting pictures of great grandparents,and even had a great aunt ,ithink it was? who survived the sinking of the Titanic,shes now in the local village cemetery,and the vicars well pleased because she gets lots of visitors from all over the world.i even done a bit of research on her ,and found out she was a crew membe
  5. It dates back to the days when folk left thier valuables in a kettle (literally/presumably safe by dint of being too obvious) and so though a fob watch may well have been found in there...so to would other valuables (jewellery) and so the term "had a kettle" was born from the thief takers of the day(The thieves Opera by Lucy Moore). "Kettle and Hob" slang is a lot later. [JEWELLRY] .....TOM FOOLERY
  6. a whippet or a bedlington whippet ,just get the pup and tell yer mum you found it in a bag by the river or you heard crying from a bin and there it was
  7. bill doherty,the daddy of deerhounds only joking the dogs look the business.
  8. my mrs has one,its o.k no major problems fairly good on diesel,no hi/low ratio though,so serious off roaders theyre not but for doggin and shoppin theyre alright. early petrol versions had head gasket problems i think.
  9. nice i hope thats under floor heating theyve got
  10. do they make any good quality sliding stock or folding stock air rifles,are they legal?whats the best?thanks
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    chav jokes

    what do you call a 28 year old chav girl..............................nan
  12. proper wolf in sheeps clothing mate.
  13. i met a self made traveller/busker last summer with a similar setup,except he had a cob and a donkey ,after nosing around his home,i asked him why a donkey?he said the cob does the straight stuff and the donkey does the hills,like a low gear after watching him for a while sitting on a stool carving pegs i think they were,i asked him how he came to be living this way ,cause it was obvious he wasnt travelling stock,he said he used to work in computers ,but just had enough,and chose a different life.i got even nosier and asked if the pegs made him a living,no he said but they help,he knew i was
  14. "results thats all that matters" i think i remember someone saying
  15. yeah matey,youre so sharp,"jacobs cracker"
  16. i can think of one, but the money i paid for it apparantly went to charity,so feck it.
  17. jacob

    Dog Bite

    muff munching ,penis biting little b*****d
  18. each to their own i spose,not one id choose though
  19. jacob

    Johnny Jones

    was that the one with tom courtenay in it?
  20. lockjaw sounds like a job for the vets
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