Pardus
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You doing an Ian Beale now the plastering business has gone bust? How about I take you for that breakfast I promised you.
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Say it like it is. Lol
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He told me you were supplying him with them?
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No he isn't, you lot are quite paranoid aren't you? Lol
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We've ran out of your rubber dolls pal, sort your supplier out.
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Keep your fantasies between each other, I want no part of it.
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Think mC is breeding his 3/4 greyhound shortly.
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Will you two get a room.
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Wash your mouth out doll basher, try the other coloured rose.
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Horrible.
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No, with a knife....
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Romeo almost pure greyhound int he?
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Hard times make hard men....
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All part of the same food chain.
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Jaw like Val Kilmer, that keto is notoriously bad for your eyes.
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No, the beard was real pal, like Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way.
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I am bald, AI, trying out before I buy. If you were a bird you'd ride me like Shergar wouldn't you?
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Wish I'd never bought this cnuting stuff, takes longer than Christmas to prepare, useless, must be cos it's from Ireland!
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Resting heart beat in the low 40's now and this is only my 4th week back at the gym, you'll all be wanting to use me as an outcross at this rate.
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I've always been a fanny magnet, birds love the smooth sexual solar panel but even with thick locks they would still be getting moist.
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Someone said last time you got pulled they actually payed you for giving the hare a joyous occasion.
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And the last time I was your weight was in kindergarten, come on mate seen more muscle on a Belsen survivor.
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Mate, not everyone needs chemical enhancement to be a machine. I was weighing heavier than you at high school, just a pure & natural beast.
