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Pardus

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  1. It's comb over you invalid! Lol
  2. I knew I'd never be able to live this down, so, is hair pigmentation more acceptable? All the benefits of a hairline with none of the maintenance needed.
  3. Pussy magnet more like...
  4. I'm not entirely certain but I think people would take the piss seeing me walk in the boozer with a full head of hair after being as bald as a coot for 15 years.
  5. A stunning mane if ever I saw one.
  6. I always preferred that Hungarian footballers comb over, Gustov Winde.
  7. Here's some stunning pieces, it's never too late to live again.
  8. A nice piece can knock years off a man, I've wet shaven my head for 15 years now. I'm not sure I'd know how to style a new toupee?
  9. Play with feathers and get your arse tickled.
  10. Which do you prefer, the ease of use and customizability of a wig or the security and piece of mind of a toupee? Do we like the natural look or something that really makes a statement? Asking for a friend.
  11. For me you can't beat an Akita, what I love about them is that they're almost mute unless something is going down. My dog is five and I have honestly never heard him bark in the garden, never needed to.
  12. Thing is, how many were truly out of lines known for it and not just a case of dogs biting through lack of human contact?
  13. Pardus

    Pet hates.

    Let's go off Sharkrec instead, pure donut!
  14. Pardus

    Pet hates.

    Mate you made yourself look a complete fool by trying to call me out about something and to top it off I was right and you were wrong, just take the L and embrace it. Don't come to a gunfight with a water pistol. Lol
  15. Good time now I've dropped on you, can I pay off that remaining 5k i owe you the month after next?
  16. Pardus

    WTF

    Diversity is your strength.
  17. Pardus

    Pet hates.

    The key giveaway was the TH on the shorts and the fact that the fighter was built like a beanpole, I'll let you off though seeing as you're a novice to this.
  18. Pardus

    Pet hates.

    It's an AI face swap, no wonder you believe all this big cat bollocks, can tell you retired from existence in 76 with your last whippet. Lol
  19. Pardus

    Pet hates.

    You are on the ropes here, you're no Farmer Hoggett, 16 stone FFS. Lol
  20. Pardus

    Pet hates.

    It's Tommy Hearns FFS! Lol
  21. Pardus

    Pet hates.

    You'd check mate yourself.
  22. I don't think you know your George Foreman from your George Formby mate? Lol
  23. Pardus

    Pet hates.

    I think that is you down to a tee, a smart arse who called me out for being wrong about something so trivial when it was you who was wrong, that must have destroyed your tender ego? It's narcissist, you're slacking. Hold on, I think I've just found a pic of the real George Foreman.
  24. Pardus

    WTF

    The McPhee's will take a shine to you.
  25. Pardus

    Pet hates.

    I think you might be correct, George Foreman was 147lb in reality and filled his boots with lead.
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