Jump to content

Pardus

Members
  • Content Count

    2,988
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    7

Everything posted by Pardus

  1. This just keeps getting better. Lol
  2. So you're saying your dogs would beat the non-peds to the first turn?
  3. Films, books and magazines, the best yet. There we have it, the desperate need for fame & attention has finally been admitted.
  4. You've been at it for decades and you're still not even close to finding what you claim you attention seeking fraudster, your existence is one big lie.
  5. I did until my early twenties and then in the space of one haircut i turned in to a dandelion head, one blow and it would have been all gone. This styling putty I used didn't help matters at all. Without the streaking, straightening and putty I reckon I could have made it until my 30's. Lol
  6. I imagine they have been wiped out by disgruntled farmers in some areas. Just been to Poland, driven through some great land, deer all over, but never seen any hares, read that disease and farming methods have hit the population hard.
  7. Never been massive rabbit numbers here but you do see them, they are hanging on in there. I wonder what the hare numbers are like compared to days of old?
  8. Mate, the beauty of the internet is that it has revealed what you are without driving 9 hours, must be the Romani in you. Lol
  9. Same here, I shit you not, mine started going in the space of two haircuts. Lol I was always destined to go bald, my old man is, but the style back in the day was the mullet and blonde streaks, I think that killed my hair, made it go like straw. I can remember it now, full head of thick hair before, the next haircut there was a hell of a parting, I was squirming uncomfortably as my scalp was revealed, the hairdresser was taken aback. Lol
  10. Two things, Romani and a pure fraudster.
  11. Of course they will with you being Romani.
  12. I've just heard about her getting stabbed, that blonde actress, Reese something, forget her name, can't remember for the life of me.
  13. A fella I used to work with got his head set on fire at a Turkish barbers, they were doing the burning paper in the earhole trick but they had not wiped him clean of the flammable hair spray. He was intending to prosecute but they shut up shop. Pissing myself imagining him in the chair when he first started smouldering, "Fcukin hell it's warm in here, open that door I'm scorching!"
  14. The kilogrammes of cocaine make up for it.
  15. You should take them to the cleaners pal.
  16. Our lasses cousins husband has just had a toupee fitted, hence the thread. I was pissing myself when he arrived at his brother-in-law's house cos our lasses mother was grabbing his wig and yanking on it, he's only in his early 30's. What makes It funny about people who wear wigs is how uncomfortable they are about it all. I'm as bald as a badger, wouldn't dream of a wig FFS. Lol
  17. Saying that, tell me any man that said he wouldn't have bred from Bullyson and I'll show you a lair. Lol
  18. Good box dog, although as you know it did quit once, not one to be bred from.
  19. Booked in with a top clinic, can't wait to see the results.
  20. He's still going strong past 90 bless him.
  21. I've got three mate but can't ever see myself giving them up.
  22. f**k that ya mad head, Lacura all the way, cheap as chips and does the job.
  23. It will be faux, just like your big cats you full blown fraudster. Now leave me be, I'm thinking spotted or a melanistic toupee....
  24. Don't confuse me with your rubber dolls. Lol
×
×
  • Create New...