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You must be joking her looney other half will be jealous anyway she is a OAP and could be a disappointment so really I think she in that picture is more bearable and alot younger
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The dirty girl as spent all her money over Xmas as not got a clue where all her clothes have gone her flat mates have bagged all her clothes and took them for weighing at the rag recycling centre so they get something off her smelly clothes
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Well just a little mistaken i thought the fella with the flat cap was the trainer funny the jockey looked a little young
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I see the funny side
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Well she be there on strictly go dancing with her nickam covered head to foot with bombs strapped to her and talking about how it was good married at 15 to a lovely loving terrorist and her old man be there old and wrinkly and crippled up with a translator that's costing a fortune to say how proud he is to see her on the dancefloor
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Crap socks off the tight fisted relations we sent them antibacterial soap they bound to go down with a heavy cold
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Just wondering who won at the first race was it on the flat or over the sticks is the jockey ok what was the odds good?
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Well that's passed our minds done it before with a bottle of cheap plonk to them we finally got rid of it back to them and then the window cleaner had it off them funny he was off sick with his guts for a few weeks
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Take no matter what they are it's the labour party members it's Joanie bev Tina and Anne and Rachel and they are want starmers body and his family jewels oh ladies wait he will be coming
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And the same to you all get pissed up and then sick and more curries to have off our youngest brother who wants them
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Oh dear me he is and she wants to be Angela Rayner all the possibilities of a posh house and expensive cars and more
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We had a collie cross barmy boy he was good as house dog liked his grub and plus other things he had eplisy towards the end then we had a barmy cow of a dog half pit bull lasted 14 years Madame she was a good watch dog as well they all sadly missed all the dogs we had in the past
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There's a lot of people who have pet hates on here kier starmer will be one the list with others
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Our youngest brother got piss all drank all the lager and felt sick our old man had a pair of ladies socks off our tight fisted relations all the presents was ladies socks our sister has been given the offer of them she had loads last time of cheap rubbish socks last year
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Yes we know the the characters
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That be a change from stuffed turkey our youngest brother would be over there in a jiffy bringing his trifle
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Shouldn't have done it unfortunately it's a sad loss for the families I think a trip to the local swimming baths when open would have been safer
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My god you will all be sizes of jumbo buses after all that
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And merry Christmas to you and all
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They differentiate should be washed and scrubbed cut and diced and fryed with onions or done with sage and onion stuffing and placed on a nice warm plate
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Christmas day went not too bad a broken dinning chair that got fixed up the kings speech was on only the old man watching it youngest brother stuffing his face with Belgium chocolates sister craving the turkey glasses was washed up and the dog licking his lips after the turkey
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We only have it as it thing once every year Christmas
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Oh that's very nice of you the turkey is in cooking save doing it tomorrow be too busy handing out headache tablets out to our youngest brother who drinks too much and acid reflux from his bloody Madras curry
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Its a change from Turkey
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Oh dear let's hope your dog doesn't do that again some people like to be in that state I could imagine what shock you was in feeling the worst good job the vet was right oh well best thing keep an eye on the dog over a few days and hopefully the dog is well
