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mitre

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  1. Looks ok for a tea shouldn't moan
  2. Hard tipped nipples ready to snap off a d the tortoise that is shivering his jewels off
  3. At the moment all the schools will be off all over UK some perants will be happy having to look after them
  4. Save that for Sunday dinner
  5. Starmer is a stubborn one we will be waiting for him to go off with a big bang only time he does that when shambina begum as came to put her loving terrorist arms around him and their love will tangle then boom all over
  6. At least she knows what she doing could not do no worse then the labour party running the team
  7. If anyone with a problem with their eye sight like that it's a no no their safety and yours is important not worth risking
  8. That's shambina begum scrapping her car looks like she is arrived back over here as she got road tax and a full driving license and car insurance or is she got fake id it's her I know for a fact
  9. Nothing on the TV watched most of the films the one we watched the other night was Michael Caine and Glenda Jackson a couple in a care home
  10. Starmer was not long on the TV the news he wants to be in position for 5 years stubborn shit he is skin of a and he talks crap and bores you he wants to allow shamina begum in his life and both can do the cha cha on strictly come dancing
  11. The best thing is anti bacterial soap and a good nail brush and a good gentle scrub for 25 to 30 minutes if fails see a witch doctor
  12. The hw under levers are better designed then the snow peck bams Chinese type they are crudey made with no safety switches on as you mentioned about the loading port watch your finger and thumb if that got slammed in there
  13. Best of luck with your new project stripping it down and sorting it all out before your wife returns she will not be happy if oil and greese and other muck out of the gun goes on her beautiful best table cloth and her tea towels are been used to remove greese from your hands and cleaning the gun parts with
  14. Looks suitable nice and solid and a nice pan of sausages cooking on it
  15. Look about the thrush problem you need that stuff in the chemist you can buy it over the counter in a pink reddish box logo
  16. Poor bugger falling off his bike 1983 how his he now
  17. Does not matter it's not a taboo subject These days
  18. Oh yes body rubbing and oil all over tony Blair's arse gently rubbing and gential foundling and french kisses
  19. His old man was proud just a chip off the old block he said well son at 15 or 16 you steal your first car get kicked out of school and chase your dream bird or something in a skirt and have your first nipper at 17 you have multi of affairs and go to prison come out like a proper gangster and become like me
  20. Yes you can but don't you realise in the morning or the following day what you got your self in for silly drunken sod your gaffer in that pub you've worked in is watching you and docking your wages
  21. It really suits him I bet his misses will be dressed up like looby lo or something
  22. Yes you are right unfortunately the water will be infected
  23. You must be joking her looney other half will be jealous anyway she is a OAP and could be a disappointment so really I think she in that picture is more bearable and alot younger
  24. The dirty girl as spent all her money over Xmas as not got a clue where all her clothes have gone her flat mates have bagged all her clothes and took them for weighing at the rag recycling centre so they get something off her smelly clothes
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