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jonnygray

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  1. will do pal. only just seen it an hour ago.
  2. Just spotted a redtail on my way to work was on the bypass between hull and beverley near dog kennel lane. looked like a male but couldnt stop in traffic. was being bothered by a few magpies so probably wont settle there long.
  3. no mate police blame travelers but that place she is in looks dodgy as f**k to be fair north hampton forest lodge its called but as yet no sighn of the dog f*****g gutted aint the word asked around this way pal and been no sign! glad you got the bitch back dog will prob be same area or further south if heading that way. is it a kennels shes turned up?
  4. great news mel any idea on the dirty b*****ds who took them???
  5. And while were on it f**k it Ill get the ball rolling! Nelson Mandela abused me in 1972
  6. The release of Walt Disneys new film called Jet Black which is the politically correct version of Snow White has been put on hold tolday. All of the 7 dwarfs; Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger,Drive By, Pimp and Wog have refused to sing Hi Ho as it insults black prostitutes. This was soon put to rest with the offer of a new council house and an increase in their benefits and disability allowance! The only one they cant get over is the fact they say they have no f***ing intention of singing Its off to work I go!!
  7. the kindest thing to do would be PTS, there are already to many unwanted moaners looking for homes. and looks well past the age where them shoulders are gonna straighten out! maybe a pet home with some old bird might be suitable if you can find one!
  8. my pup from Magpies litter, will put a more recent one on tom! 1/2 x beardie grey! cant wait!!!
  9. will keep an eye out and an ask around down this way Mel, not far down the road from you here. best of luck with gettin em back pal!
  10. ha ha I did take Duncan to task at a charity dinner last year, dirty perverted twat thought he could try it on with me mrs and everyone else bird! he was there as patron of the charity got pished and and got told! was a real shame he was sat on the top table next to me dad and my mum when I went for him!!! i was grounded for a month!! lol
  11. 700 yds plus a good slip near hafe a miles is that Could have been 1000yrds mate it was months ago that I'm at least slipping 1 mile now. Any one fancy a match? ps she can do 10 mins no probs well i hope her f****n watch works better than yours you still aint rang me back!!! lol. on a serious side shes a fast bitch for an old english!!
  12. Headline from the C.L.A 2014 boxing booth! Arron gets battered in the ring by hot meat then finishes himself off on socks!!
  13. read an old book a while ago which talked about falcons taking down large prey, deer etc and they were raised and fed all there meals from they eye sockets of deer heads and from no where else this led them to being wed to only striking at the face of the prey and when bound the deer will drop! ill try and dig the book out will still have it somewhere! im sure this still common practice with the arabs using Gyrs and Sakers to antelopes. jonny
  14. ha ha saw this in the paper and to be fair the pups looked like a solid little terrier with a good coat but had the look in their eyes that you only get when a rottie is weighing you up, and i thought they look like a handy sort, then realised they were only 10 weeks old and already the size of the westie.
  15. jonnygray

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    whats his name ill bang it out for him! you could take borderscot then there will be at least one jock in |Brazil for the world cup!
  16. my dogs stopped catching rabbits! and the mrs and the kids hate me, i put all this down to the technical problems on the site! will one of the mods please sort this out? works a bit shit at the min too so please do what you can as soon as possible!
  17. wont cause any shit over there! north london might kick off tho and overthrow the white minority!
  18. R.I.P Duke, sorry for your loss mate! shit way to lose a worker!
  19. definateley sounds like the driver was going too fast and if a few neighbours who you know had mentioned about this reckless driver in the past going at silly speeds around the streets you might have a chance! but on the up side if you do get done at least you did twat him! nothing worse than getting nicked for wishing you had!!
  20. nice looking dog in good shape! too rich for me but a trials a trial,. if dog does the job it does the job end of! sure theres some lazy lads out there without the knowhow or the motivation to train a young dog who could really impress there mates for a mere 400 bar!! good luck with the sale pal looks a well kept mutt that could do a good job for someone!
  21. kick in the chops usually works! you can try giving the dog one aswell if the owner wont shut up!!
  22. hares in abundance round my way! took a mate and his dogs over my stuff with the lamp a few weeks back and was retrieving them at such a rate it was murder! and for everyone we flushed there were 5 or 6 heading the other way! counted over a dozen in each field for 3 consecutive fields during daytime a week or so ago! no shoots round by me or not on my permission and neighbouring land anyway so dont get bothered unless im flushing them.
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