Thats just cause its f*****g embarrassed to be seen in a Micra.........
Even better, saw a lad trying to get his dog to jump a fence, was having non of it,
Him: "c'mon **** c'mon **** get over **** c'mon!!"
Me: "can it no jump?"
Him: "aye....... It jumps in the back of the car all the time...."