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Simoman

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  1. Any infomation........Phone Keith on the number provided
  2. Paul, sounds like hes settled in well. Chaz, my old man is thinking of getting a dog soon and I'm pushing him down the retired greyhound route
  3. IMO the best diet for dogs is raw meat, fish, fruit and veg. Take a look in the health section, lots of previous information.
  4. Time to retire and take up golf................
  5. Congratulations, trying to get names you both agree on is always difficult..............
  6. Conversations with Ditch were always interesting.............
  7. The joint stag/hen night should be a good one..............
  8. It was probably some poor old bugger who had broken down and was knocking to use the phone............
  9. Poor poor fella, it astounds me how anyone can let a dog get in that condition, total scumbag. That guy should NEVER own another animal again. Good on you for getting him back and I look forward to hearing about his progress and seeing a full recovery As numerous others have said with the reprecussions on the animal welfare act the dog is now under your care so i would see a vet and explain the situation.
  10. shay, can you not train Chuckles or Flippsy to carry a pink cushion down the isle with the rings on?
  11. , you boys kill me. I'm try sexual :kiss:
  12. Don't tell me you have traded the 4x4 Panda for a mincer mobile I've only been in the older model and it had a rough ride and unlike a lot of Hondas the interior was cheap and tacky.........JMO though, what do I know, I drive a Navara
  13. Selwyn, you call him MILF..........Member i'd like to.............. .....fondle
  14. Roughly 3% of the dogs body weight but this can vary with each individual. Feed 60-75% chicken carcarse/chicken wings etc and the remainder offal, mince, fish, fruit and veg.
  15. They are great for nipping to the wine bar or to get your hair done but don't bother if you want to go off road, they would struggle ona football pitch
  16. Hail cammo-man, a true legend Yes wilf, the second photo does show an abnormally small weiner P.S. The reason nobody looked twice at cammo-man is Lord Gimplet (Mr Darcy) taking the photos was naked and had lathered himself in Nutella and pigeon feathers..................
  17. Lets be positive, at least its a women "Heavier folk"
  18. so where should it go? General talk, not lurchers. ...Moved
  19. Simoman

    Docking!

    Contact your local Fell and Moorland rep, he may be able to point you in the right direction.......
  20. That top picture looks like Wink, Wilf and Selwyn on a boys weekend away
  21. Best wishes...................pops
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