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Simoman

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  1. Socks can join me in the anti gang lol. In this day and age with all the negative publicity around lurchers and hunting only a fool would would be proud of a dog that wants to kill stock.......
  2. Sand and woodchip have very different consistency.........Woodchip wont make any difference to building muscle
  3. A walk on a path may build up muscle but it has nothing to do wih woodchip........
  4. I didn't know Ray Charles did taxidermy?
  5. Seen the first two seasons, looking forward to the third........
  6. Sorry yes im getting muddled, its the beach on the small coast road after leaving Sandilands on the road toward Anderby..........Huttoft i think, not Winthorpe
  7. stig, one of the best spots on the east coast is two mins from there, Winthorpe beach, between Sutton on Sea and Anderby.................. shame you dont have some spare rods, i'd wheel paulus put of retirement
  8. Julian Clary is a Simo wannabee!!!
  9. Sorry whin, i read "simo your an anti"......as calling me an anti, my bad As you say, less said the better, if only most posters used that ethos before posting........ Tofu cake anyone?
  10. Whin, if your that thick you want to post stuff that paints either hunting or the forum in a negative light then surely if says something about folks delicate egos that they need the quedos from strangers to feel better........... As for your opinion on me, it means dog shit tbh.........
  11. you anti you :laugh: I know, i feel ashamed, i have never torched a subaru, perhaps thats the pre requisite of being deemed a hunter?????? Pass the elderflower wine and a slice of nut cutlet
  12. I think this is aimed at me, apparently im an anti, this fella has pm'd me telling me so!! The reason, because i gave him a 3 day suspension for posting about driving fields, being chased by poolice, torching cars when it comes on top etc etc. Do we really need this shite on a public forum, makes us look like tools. The fact is if the OP and other members thought a little more about what they post and its wider implications then perhaps the mods would have less to do? Just a thought eh.......... And as i told you via pm, you don't like it leave. As you said, this is a HUNTING website. no
  13. So you think I've got an evil mind, well i'll tell you honey, and i dont know why, and i dont know why. So you think my singings out of time, well it makes me money

    1. tomano1

      tomano1

      I can do a lot of things to but can not lleps :)

    2. Simoman
    3. tomano1

      tomano1

      Thanks bud if your not first your last ye ye ye :)

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  14. I would make a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon

    1. paulus

      paulus

      Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

      A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

    2. paulus

      paulus

      A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.

       

      Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."

    3. paulus

      paulus

      Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

       

      Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really tick me off!"

       

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  15. Happy birthday lads, stabba has just text me, he loved the cardigan and werthers originals i sent him, they will give his new dentures a work out..........
  16. Can you pm Stabs and explain please.....
  17. Stabs is still awaiting a reply. It could be that SHanded opened an account for blackwater, but it still needs an explanation ASAP
  18. Aye, just waiting to see if stabs gets a reply........
  19. PIKEYLAMPER/SHanded/Blackwater, all same account.........
  20. Chris Jones/cammo man/Ditch shitter/Chief............
  21. And if we want to read something a little more hardcore about shooting tin cans with an air rifle, we know where to find you !! Lol lol :laugh: :laugh:
  22. stig given 2 warning points
  23. Les hope your not editing it
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