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Everything posted by Simoman
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So you think I've got an evil mind, well i'll tell you honey, and i dont know why, and i dont know why. So you think my singings out of time, well it makes me money
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I can do a lot of things to but can not lleps

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I noticed!
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Thanks bud if your not first your last ye ye ye

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I would make a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon
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Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
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Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really tick me off!"
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