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Simoman

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  1. Knackered and hungry!!! Fajitas for tea!!

    1. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      fanjita patel???

       

      runs a corner shop near you does she??

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      wierdos lol, chicken fajitas were lovely!!!

    3. buster 8789

      buster 8789

      i think mingjita her sister is more fun

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  2. if it was in ireland id have a go at handling it, im always up for a challenge, if anyone has a mental dog like this im after something to train as a personal protection dog for my own use Gem, spent over 10 years training personal protection/security/sport dogs and a dog like that is the most unsuitable candidate possible Very well written post stabs, and as we have discussed, you should get that book sorted
  3. Buffalo Bill is ashamed of this moth molesting weirdo

  4. Uses the forum to entice young men to his secluded caravan for anal filth, when we going again?

  5. Disgusted this man is using my passport photo as his avatar

  6. Simoman

    MOO

    You never see moo and Gary Barlow in the same room........or wilf and Jason Orange for that matter..........
  7. A good dog is never a bad colour...
  8. Just work on the housetraining/socialising and letting it be a pup, best of luck mate
  9. And i just love pies bosun, or bonsun as he is known to his chums knows more on this line than anyone i have chatted too, and he has given up lurchers after lamping a ford focus in the company of two forum members
  10. That ground is making me wince just looking at it..........
  11. You ok buggerlugs?

  12. Not a fan of heat mats most of the time, but beardies live quite happily together, aslong as there aren't two males
  13. THL, more "gangstas" than the bloods and the crips put together, don't dis ma thread or i'll put a cap in your ass!!!

    1. Lab

      Lab

      You iz goin to get a slap bee-atch!!!

    2. baw

      baw

      I've got one trying to wind me up the now..... sigh

    3. BORDERSCOT

      BORDERSCOT

      Shouldn't that be "pop a cap in yo ass?" Wannabe!!!

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  14. simo im lost what ones mark cheeseboard/cheeseball/cheesey bellend or whatever its called.........
  15. Another THL classic Perhaps he didn't want two pups :laugh:
  16. Mark is drawn to the forum like a fly on a turd............
  17. I prefer tough names as im very short, fat, have a wooden leg and tiny penis so my dogs are called Rocky/Rambo/Slugger/Arnie and Dr Snuggles...........
  18. Bit harsh wilf, i thought moo was quality singing his nursery ryhmes.........
  19. Im a bit rusty as used to train security dogs but there are several different qualifications,to be honest the standards are low imo (or used to be), trained a NASDU security dog of the year and it was piss poor compared to an even basic sport level dog.....
  20. Foo fighters and stereophonics for me,old school it would have to be the who or Dire Straits......
  21. Spent all day dismantling kennels in the heat, 4 hours in the car and then i get back and lock me keys in, £130 to join the AA to get them to come, and i need to sign a disclaimer in case they damage my truck!

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Had to pay extra charges as i wan them now!!! Robbin barstools!!! Should be here soon, well pissed off lol

    2. paulus

      paulus

      then all the added xtra costs will come out lol

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Al done, they alos offered relay on top of the £130 i paid lol

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  22. Has perfected th art of flicking currants of my perky nipples with his tongue, this man is one sick puppy.........but i likes him xx

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