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Status Updates posted by Simoman
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Fried lettuce, moob cupping and great craic
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We lost Larry Grayson/John Inman/Kenny Everett, but we still have stabs
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In the best possible taste!
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Are we 12?
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god help us if we only got stabs left...lol
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Is thinking of breeding a line of seal based lurchers
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Breading is like a good women u only get what u put in lol
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lol
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Walrus x all the way for me, bigger balls.....
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Making a coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman, first you put in the beans, the you add some sugar, before sticking in your spoon and giving it a vigorous stir
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Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge
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feckin love swiss toni. LEGEND
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what about a off roader big + wide ? had few them got 1 now lol
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Whats the exhuast system on it like Bird....? :-)
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Hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork
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Hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.
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See chameleon, lying there in the sun, all things to everyone run run away
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If you're in the swing (money ain't everything) If you're in ...
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You get a gold star
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ill put with my others....lol
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So you think I've got an evil mind, well i'll tell you honey, and i dont know why, and i dont know why. So you think my singings out of time, well it makes me money
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I can do a lot of things to but can not lleps
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I noticed!
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Thanks bud if your not first your last ye ye ye
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I would make a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon
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Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
Little Johnny replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
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Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really tick me off!"