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Black neck

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  1. Plonk the foot in ice water ,try some anti inflammatory, toe most likely broke ,might
  2. I donned a kilt and leveret skin tunic and look where that got me
  3. Some right thieving c**ts about I'd like 2 skin the c**ts f***ing c**ts
  4. Fair play 2 you putting up wi the thing ,not many would ,no chance
  5. Prey drive ffs I was once on my way to a poetry reading ,I'd thought I'd better attend as I'd bin making abit of money off these people translating ancient manuscripts from b*****d Latin, anyhoo as I walked there accompanied by my deerhound dog garm he seen a cat and dragged me over the road the cat went under a parked car followed by the dog what had turned sideuds and shot under the car with such force that it cobbed me thru the open side window and landed on an unfortunate courting couple Summat like that
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