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Greyman

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  1. Greyman

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    0 degrees already but no letting the dogs out to shit on the lawn so I must leave this most interesting of threads for now and give them there last walk
  2. Greyman

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    If only you had met greb before all that mate he would have sorted all that for you lol
  3. Greyman

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    Good work doogie howser md
  4. Greyman

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    Feck me listen to yourself man your telling lads that lived through this shit that there wrong is there nothing you won’t google to be a know it all about
  5. Greyman

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    don’t quote me though. I don’t think there is any real chance of anybody in the real world repeating any of the shite that comes from your keyboard, I’d only show people your posts for a good laugh, the digger driver with a phd in everything lol
  6. Greyman

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    Sadly I actually leave the boat and join the real world each day I work in a dementia home and do regular courses on the subject so you just carry on taking your scripts and report back to me if you ever make 50 let alone 60 keep on munching those kebabs sitting on your arse pulling levers as long as Google tells you it’s ok you should be just fine you complete melt
  7. Greyman

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    Cholesterol makes up a portion of your brain and I’ve read a few papers recently about cholesterol reducing statins causing a massive rise in altzimer it’s not the same when you in your 20s as it is in older age cholesterol is not as bad as they make you believe just to push statins on every fecker likewise blood pressure is the same it naturally rises with age now get off Google and open the curtains there’s a big real world waiting outside once you overcome the agoraphobia issues
  8. Greyman

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    Meanwhile kingy is on the floor having a clutcher waiting for some sound advice while grebs stroking the Akita inappropriately after getting the last word in again and declaring himself the victor on yet another keyboard challenge, this is what happens when Google becomes your bestie
  9. Pheasant stew hot off the fire
  10. She’s done a podcast mate think this is her if your interested
  11. I think it was Ian Huntley the soham murderer of holly and Jessica a screw paid an inmate £500 quid then left them in a room together like the last one that killed his kid it won’t be long
  12. Back on the decor a brush has not been lifted here in the 6 months I’ve been out plus there is flu Covid Nora virus and scabies in the home so rather be locked away until I can get outside on the gardens again
  13. Greyman

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    You will get water with a high alkaline numbers near to source mate if it’s filtered through limestone
  14. Greyman

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    You seen the cost of it gone from quid a bottle to over a tenner had to put it on my shoplifting list
  15. Three pheasants a bottle of red potato’s,carrots,leeks and onions so far might chop a bit of smoked bacon up to go in see how it goes
  16. Defrosted the fridge today and found a portion of nettle soup in the freezer compartment from last summer, tastes much nicer than it looks can’t wait for the spring the nettles and wild garlic to come round now
  17. Not me mate the pink stripey number is my daughter and the orange top son in law had 7 adults an two kids round everyone loves cheese night
  18. And Sunday morning after a nice hour out with the dogs back for some local smoked bacon and fresh free range local eggs
  19. Friday night cheeses hams pickles and breads free for all at mine
  20. The younger generation are pretty f****d I had a lad in his early 40s working in the home and we got locked out in the secure courtyard, I said not a problem we can just walk round and hop the gate, it was quite embarrassing watching someone 20+ years my junior floundering about for 10 mins trying to climb a 6 ft gate which I hopped in two mins they are either full of energy drinks and Macy’s or pumped right up on the juice covered in tats looking like peacocks but pretty useless either way, don’t we sound like our dads lol
  21. Your not wrong there mate when I was up there last year helvellyn was on the opposite side in the cloud and the helicopter is buzzing in there most nights rescuing poorly equipped people I was with a former sas lad for one night that lives up there and is into his fell running etc he said body’s are regularly found around the bottom were they just slide off in bad weather, I always carry enough gear to just bed down f**k walking off in cloud fog and snow
  22. Used to be a place like that just outside Bristol, it was called Winford market you could buy anything from old rubble sacks and bits of bailer twine up to a Hereford bull, the Indians were mad keen on the fighting cocks back then good times
  23. Few more from the woods at work including a roe scrape
  24. We used to sell eggs to the breeders when I was at school bully’s and goldies was what everyone wanted only take one egg per nest and put it under the aviary birds to hatch out
  25. Snowdrops coming into flower
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