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Greyman

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  1. It’s hard when people will pay the money they do for them, some of those programs on tuna fishing are a bit manic mind you it’s easy to see why they are f***ing off across the Atlantic for a bit of P and Q, ?
  2. Alright mate check your in box have sent you a pm ?
  3. Told you before, the widow cleaner ?
  4. I found a load this morning but it’s a bit far from you ?
  5. My boss was saying it years ago, he could talk shit for hours with non committal statements like that, he’d finish off with”” at the end of the day it’s one of those”” customers used to think he was great but he just talked in riddles ?
  6. Used to have a badger fur shaving brush as well many moons ago ?
  7. Think the victorians used to eat the back legs called them hams but have not really heard of many others eating them apart from the odd cat ?
  8. Seems the Albanians are being taken right out of the equation, government finally doing something to help British industry ???
  9. Out of curiosity how long do you cut your bands, seems shorter is the way everyone does it nowadays ?
  10. Mate I was being drugged by my parents from a very early age to make me normal, was f***ing mental through my teens and twenty,s ended up in all the naughty boys facility’s had shrinks social workers probation officers the lot, then I had a daughter and actually learnt to like myself and realised that I was not that bad and definitely didn’t have to stay in the box all these so called experts had been putting me in all my life and if I had to give you one piece of advice it would be to learn to love yourself for what you are and what you can offer others Soppy old fools speech over now go an
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    Kart cross.

    Another quality of the old mini pumping your brake pedal like a looney as the car in front was rapidly looming towards your bonnet, then a quick yank on the handbrake just before impact ?? I had one years gone by with a drum on one side and a disc on the other ffs ?
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    Kart cross.

    Don’t get to involved myself and as they get newer don’t even want to lift the bonnet like yourself mate,get more problems with sensors than mechanical issues on modern stuff, just put a new set of discs and pads on this thing stripped the callipers down to nothing and rebuilt, but the abs light still refuses to go out, probably take me longer to sort the sensor than replace all the brakes, it’s a one owner from new Mazda 323 with 46 000 miles on and a full Mazda service history, saved it from the scap yard because of the abs light ?
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    Kart cross.

    They are so loved but were actually quite horrible little things unless you were into making them go faster, it’s funny how memory erases all the bad bits, like sitting by the side of the road waiting for the engine to dry out as you went through a 2” deep puddle and flooded the electrics then hoping you had enough juice in the battery because you’ve spent 15 minutes trying to fire the b*****d thing back up again, only good thing you only had to carry 3 spanner’s a hammer some jubilee clips and a can of wd40 to get you going again in most cases ???
  14. Here shopkeepers are not allowed to challenge or ask you to put them on so would be a little bit harsh if you fined them for something they have no control over, I take it your shops can refuse service or challenge you for not conforming ??
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    Kart cross.

    Used to love the cars now just find them a pain in the arse, for every ten minutes of fun there’s hours of underneath work, and everything needs a f***ing Ecu to run these days ?
  16. When I hear people asking for more government control over there life’s, it’s very sad and scary how quickly we have come to this point, your tune would be somewhat different if you happened to sneeze in a shop and got hit with a penalty which will happen the more of your rights you give away and your chance of appeal gets less and less the more control you ask for, you should think very carefully of the repercussions of such statements before making them ??
  17. Try and have a word with shovel leaner, he,s made the transition and has given good advice to people in the past ?
  18. My brother in law used to be able to skin up and text while driving ??
  19. You wish, just stripped a set of seized brakes from the back of an old Mazda and put them in soak to loosen things up, now in for a quick wash and a brew before taking the grandkids out for a walk this afternoon, miss them when I don’t see them for a day or two it’s a very different thing mate, enjoy it it’s another chapter in the colourful book of life
  20. Just had a quick slash and gob combo, no problem
  21. Hi mate good to have a new face, we love pics of your catty and your results ATB ?
  22. All the old reliable stuff is suddenly going mental mate , smiley transits in half decent nick are changing hands for between 3 and 5k around here over a grand full of rust with no mot, think a garage full of good internal combustion engines will be a big money maker in a few years time ??
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    22 yr old.

    That’s because you could just pass all the gear round to your neighbours balcony before the raiding party made it up to your floor, ?
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    22 yr old.

    Was a bad storm mate recon I may have time travelled ??
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