Jump to content

Greyman

Members
  • Content Count

    16,881
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    155

Everything posted by Greyman

  1. You can take a daily minor offence ie speeding as a classic example I’ve spent weeks in court fighting everyone I’ve ever had and I am deemed guilty until I can prove otherwise last one I won proved I wasn’t driving I was given 6 points and a £1500 fine for failing to return a form that they had no proof of ever sending I had to go back a further 3 times including a day in crown court lol to get it all squashed no normal person would go to those lengths and just accept there fate I just enjoy being that annoying old cnut
  2. sound I won’t be able to work or go to Sainsbury’s I’m in lol
  3. There’s a plot on the banks of chew valley lake near Bristol were you can be buried standing up in a wicker basket then they put a tree on your nogging seems a bit more natural and tolerable than getting your nan striped down by badgers and fox’s as we don’t have many vultures and they are pretty tidy at clearing the dead
  4. I was wondering how you dig a hole in a cloud lol
  5. Few ciders later then mate
  6. That’s why Ken's nipping at Alan sugars heels in the British rich list I’m surprised you were allowed the Ibiza gig really lol
  7. Gets a bit hammersd by predator anglers mate done a 36 years back and is under constant pressure day and night because the zander run to mid 20s as well we catch lots of jacks but no big uns
  8. No work pics but the view from my office is rather stunning in the autumn sunshine
  9. You sound like a housewife after listening to the bbc all day not even worth responding to
  10. Trust me I’m a professional lol
  11. That’s because great minds think alike lol
  12. Boat life space is a premium and we have to keep everything looking nice and tidy around the marina so have a small wooden shed in the corner in which to keep our painting gear welding gear tiling gear etc so today is a reshuffle and clear out day
  13. My misses had a little strop on when I saw a melonistic black rabbit on the road and stopped to pick it up we were going somewhere nice in a bit of tidy only wanted the pelt lol
  14. Just watched that myself and surprise surprise he’s not a king just another black scammer who would have thought it could be a job for him in the kingdom of Ukraine when zalenski gets slotted soon
  15. My grandson loves his fishing so every evening after school he comes in and whacks this fella on am on about my third viewing of most of them but if your into lure fishing or want to have a pop he’s quite good even caught tench and barbel on lures
  16. What are they I can see small black figures but what do they represent?? As an alternative you could send them to that African lot in Scotland he did say on the news he was waiting for a 140 000 soldiers to arrive in the kingdom of Kabala just say it’s a scouting party before the rest arrive
  17. 40 years plastering mate rather do the prep work myself than have loads of bits when it comes to skimming so would generally do the lot myself even the decor after get everything out of the job lol
  18. Just back for a quick half hour with the kids and jigs little girls first perch on her new pink rod and reel combo had about half a dozen between us
  19. Bit like the pheasant s as soon as shooting stops they just start walking in the road to get squashed even see them on the motorway ffs
  20. Been clearing the next house to go up for sale should be on the market by next week bit of gardening lol got some nice birch logs as well couldn’t even see the house when I started lol
  21. Perversely I love stripping wall paper to the point I was thinking of starting a company doing just that some years ago could have some fun with the name still think it would be a service people would pay for ??
  22. What were you doing on the phone???? The plot thickens lol
  23. Incoming pretend gangster advice lol
×
×
  • Create New...