marshman
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True straight as they come !
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Last one lads ! Billy stops paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork ? Paddy says " are you on foot or are you driving ? Billy says" I'm driving " Paddy a says " yep that's the quickest way ! ?
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On my first day in prison my cell mate said to me " if you come anywhere near me I'm gonna skin ya " !! When were sleeping you don't f***ing touch me " You don't hear me , you don't f***ing talk to me you got that ? I thought " f***ing brilliant " ! I've only been in prison one day and I'm already married ?
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Old man laying on he's death bed with he's last breath he says " to my oldest son I leave my 5 houses in East London . To my middle son I leave my 3 houses in Chelsea" And to my youngest son I leave that glass office block in Tower bridge " and with that the old man passes ! The nurse turns tithe wife and says " your husband must've been a wealthy man what did he do for a living ? The wife says " he was a f***ing window cleaner"! ?
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Paddy was selling he's pet Python on eBay. Some bloke rang him up and asked " how big is it ?" Paddy said " massive " The bloke says " how many feet though mate " Paddy answers " none is a fecking snake ya ejit !!
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we're not celebrating winning the premiership , we're celebrating just being in front of arsenal ! At whatever point that is ??
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yep couldn't agree more we will take it even if it is 5 mins ?
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Tell the truth Marshman, that's you doing the Elton John impression . ?
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I spent many a lunch break queueing up for one of those from the shop on Shepherds Bush Green. I really fancy one now but don't fancy the 400 mile round trip. learn how to do your own salt beef , and open up a shop down your end could be a little gold mine ?
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Couple Of Digs To The Youngsters
marshman replied to s.e.s.k.u's topic in Earthdogs & Working Terriers
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Hot salt beef mustard and dill pickle handsome , funny but no butter on this ?
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I've put this up before but another fav mid 70s White bitch with me kid brother
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He doesn't look as smart as this now lol but this one of my favourite pics of mine ?
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It's a marathon not a sprint , we'll see who's where in 10 weeks true true ! Can't be nice for you at the moment though lol Mate I couldn't be happier , going for the PL , still in the fa cup & hosting Barca next week in the CL . . Though I think the CL is a mountain to climb but we are well capable off winning 1 of the others preferably the PL . well that's a first a gooner saying he couldn't be happier with Spurs above them lol , come on who you trying to kid ?
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Is butter expensive in London is it? I just googled the pic of a winkle sandwich mate I never made it lol if I had it would've had plenty of butter ?
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It's a marathon not a sprint , we'll see who's where in 10 weeks true true ! Can't be nice for you at the moment though lol ?
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Always makes me smile this pic early 90s we parked up and getting the dogs out before we walk the fields.
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I don't think it's about the place Grimsby it's about two brother surname Grimsby . One brother is a spy andthe other a div lol
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lol funny fooker ?
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just watched this and couldn't help but think of Washie ?
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Just like seeing them Gooners squirm with Spurs above them ?
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Looks nice !
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I don't think he'll mind me sharing these pics
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A mate has just been to Mexico with he's little lad and daughter , the fish they caught was amazing good food the beaches looked great and had an all round good time . That's where I'd be heading !
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My fathers got a cousin now he ain't a complete loon or mad he hasn't lost the plot dresses weird or talks to himself BUT .. You know when there's just something not quit right lol . I'll give you a few examples ... Right onetime I Went to see him so we're having a chat and he says " I don't know why but my face has been very sore after shaving " I said get yourself some aftershave balm lay on a bit thick and it should soak in . The next day I'm in town working when I stop at a set of lights and he pulls up next to me with what looked like a white father Xmas beard on . I did the old double