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What pattern mate?

Yeah mate hell of a strike on her

My lad used to play a lot, think he was alright...I know the basics so he beat me the few times I gave him the opportunity lol

Had it the wewk after we went to that festival (we'll that's what Marie said it was, who knows)... to be honest i felt like dog shit...no rest for the wicked though mate

I like a farm of chess to pass the time

Love a game of chess.

I know the basics but I don't know the exact rules of castling. I first got a chess board when I was a youngster which was an unwanted Christmas present so learned it then, I'm probably in the bottom 99th percentile.

Covid is back Get back under the bed quick!

She had a couple of successful runs on the lamp, mate?

Once the method statement and risk assessment is done ! lol

I went to the doctor and he said he’d never seen anyone as sick still alive . He asked to see my medical records but apparently they were sealed in the 80s in Cuba

Anyone else like it ? Captain is about the only one who likes to play on the boat it seems lol. Eveyone else prefers poker

Off to a flying start the pup.

Once your feeling better princess lol

Fucks sake! 2 of my lads f****d off at 12pm today complaining of feeling sick, blah blah... what's happening to blokes these days.. Stiffy wouldn't handle Cher even at eighty odd, too much of a woman for him...lol

Bulgaria here we come

You making them wheatens?

He’s full of shit, he is currently on the sofa in his wife’s dressing gown and covered in a duvet, an absolute shell of a man !……he mentioned words like “feel rough” bla blah but I said I don’t speak that language because I was actually born a man !

It wouldn't be the worst life eh! Lol

I'm the least likely football lad in the whole world. I had no intention going down for a ruck , I just wanted to stand up and be counted. I was looking at the best way to travel last night , and the surest way of getting there and back , was a 6 hour night journey on a coach , but I've just had a conversation with my lad , and he said , for fucks sake don't get on one of those coaches , because he sees them leaving for London, and they're filled with the other lot. It would be a bit of an uncomfortable six hours , me with a st George's cross draped over my shoulders , and

You crack me up mate...lol Arrys been foraging for mushrooms before I was born I reckon... lol I'll pick field mushrooms no worries, i know a few woodland ones but am more careful with those...

Heaven

Carp lake hopefully have a few out cheers mate

There's a glimpse inside your head lol 20 cher lookalikes walking well bred coursing dogs and cleaning the kennels out in thigh high boots and leather mini skirts lol

Two faced buggers, I love owd blighty I do, I'm staying put lol, but to be honest, I had a biopsy done, couple of weeks back, live had a phone call about an HR ago, it needs treatment , I couldn't give a monkies, I don't feel ill or in any pain, and I'm still standing