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Common sense on a hunting forum and no one has yet picked it up !!

 

A pelt from wabbit or tree rat would be well smooth, not tried or tested yet but the thought is there now :D

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Once had to take a dump at the edge of a field of potatoes, some nice soft leaves were well within reach...the underside was very soft and the upper side was a bit rougher, so a few quick wipes with the top, and then the bottom to 'polish' the job off...Happy Days :victory:

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Common sense on a hunting forum and no one has yet picked it up !!

 

A pelt from wabbit or tree rat would be well smooth, not tried or tested yet but the thought is there now :D

What if you catch myxie-bum :icon_eek:

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I was out the other day, and dare I say.... was unfortunately touching cloth!

 

After relieving myself, I glanced about me for Ditch Shitter's suggested Sphagnum Moss, and couldn't find any!

 

I then considered another of Ditch's method of cleaning; having the dogs give me a good arse licking! :icon_eek:

 

But decided that wasn't my style so opted for some dock leaf.

 

Anyone else getting caught out while mooching in the fields? How did you survive this uncomfortable situation? :hmm:

 

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I normally am pretty good :laugh: i always take toilet paper but on the very rare occastion that i have been caught out :icon_redface::icon_eek::icon_eek: i allways take loads of fag papers ( cause i got a bit of a thing about running out and not being able to have a fag ) and have found my self having to stick together a load of them n :lol::laugh::laugh::laugh::D its a bit of a job but then you dont get any grass, moss or dock leaf stuck to yer bum :sick: :lol:

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