longdog13 36 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 I was out the other day, and dare I say.... was unfortunately touching cloth! After relieving myself, I glanced about me for Ditch Shitter's suggested Sphagnum Moss, and couldn't find any! I then considered another of Ditch's method of cleaning; having the dogs give me a good arse licking! But decided that wasn't my style so opted for some dock leaf. Anyone else getting caught out while mooching in the fields? How did you survive this uncomfortable situation? use ones boxer shorts, tear at the gusset and they slide right off, simples Quote Link to post Share on other sites
billy bronk 76 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 socks always wear 2 pairs when your out,and use a pair for your arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sounder 9 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 Spaghnum Moss, where available. Failing that, just a good handfull of plain grass. Bend and scrunch it a bit and it meshes quite nicely ditch me old flower get you mossey arse back on here lol atb sounder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scent 509 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 just use your hand and give it a sniff just make sure there is no sweet corn on your hand cause there is nothin worse then snorting shitty sweet corn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wetdogsmell 98 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 wet grass its natures baby wipes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clint 45 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 Fellas your forgetting the number 1 rule here.............. 1) Always be prepared in the field..................................i never leave home without a pocket full of craproll when hunting................... x2 . If you have, you no need. When no paper, always need !! Paper free at petrol station, mac D, & fish chip shop. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 I was out the other day, and dare I say.... was unfortunately touching cloth! After relieving myself, I glanced about me for Ditch Shitter's suggested Sphagnum Moss, and couldn't find any! I then considered another of Ditch's method of cleaning; having the dogs give me a good arse licking! But decided that wasn't my style so opted for some dock leaf. Anyone else getting caught out while mooching in the fields? How did you survive this uncomfortable situation? use ones boxer shorts, tear at the gusset and they slide right off, simples you know the price of some boxers lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trooperman 73 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 i aways make sure i have a rabbit skin from the night before nothing like wipeing your bum on a nice warm rabbit skin. paul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,999 Posted July 5, 2010 Report Share Posted July 5, 2010 Find a nice solid tree to lean back against while your shitting, its not just shite you can push out while your dumping a chunk if your squatting with no support. As for wiping, if its messy and i've got no paper or spare clothing then scrape off the worst with twigs and polish off with nice wet grass or tough leaves. If your out with someone you don't like then use your finger and go give em a poo tash We use the blue paper hand towels at work that we pinch from the office, its been on the march in london and even been on 15-1 a couple of times Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RicW 67 Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 Boresnake .50 cal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Foxgun Tom 75 Posted July 6, 2010 Report Share Posted July 6, 2010 (edited) Best thing ever to use when caught short is the latest copy of the Countryman's Weekly!! but be carefull as sometimes its already overflowing and full of crap Tom Edited July 6, 2010 by Foxgun Tom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulredtop 8 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 rabbit skin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
8shot 191 Posted July 7, 2010 Report Share Posted July 7, 2010 i got caught short while out ferreting i even used a spun poly net which were 2 and a half quid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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