OZZY…..

[mushroom 13,964]

21 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

Can tell who the goths are now haha 

You've met me ya numpty, I ain't no goth

 

[Qbgrey 4,255]

1 hour ago, scotty12 said:

Family of freaks no c**t would give them a second look if you walked by them in street if it wasn’t for their fame. 
 

 

That goes for every celebrity mate

[scotty12 3,612]

1 hour ago, mushroom said:

You've met me ya numpty, I ain't no goth

 

You’re just a moon biscuit ….. freak 

[mushroom 13,964]

1 minute ago, scotty12 said:

You’re just a moon biscuit ….. freak 

Not for many many years, I stick to psyadelics these days

Cnut

[scotty12 3,612]

14 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Not for many many years, I stick to psyadelics these days

Cnut

To be fair I can’t  ever recall seeing a midget goth at any point. 
 

 

[mushroom 13,964]

That's me on the left

 

[Lenmcharristar 10,240]

At least when hes getting cremated, he can sing, we’re going through changes.

[Bangersanmash 4,859]

 

[Bangersanmash 4,859]

6 hours ago, mushroom said:

"fuucking dogs shitting everywhere" had me creased up on the floor when he mumbled that

 

When he says who's been in my f***ing room and drank my beers to Sharon lol. Nobody's drank your beers Ozzy. Then fucks off back in room like a told off kid. Lol. 

[Bosun11 537]

Ozzy, in the 80's, just proving how great his vocals could be. Kim sounds fantastic too

[j j m 6,609]

always good for a laugh old ozzy

[comanche 3,262]

On 23/07/2025 at 17:54, Qbgrey said:

That goes for every celebrity mate

Dunno , if l saw a long haired old bloke in blue shades  shambling down the High Street ,mumbling to himself . I kinda think as a matter of self- preservation l would take  notice.....  Unless it was in downtown Devizes or virtually  any town in Cornwall  ,that's pretty normal behaviour .

[comanche 3,262]

On 23/07/2025 at 21:49, Lenmcharristar said:

At least when hes getting cremated, he can sing, we’re going through changes.

Luckily the  reality show passed me by as l haven't  had a tele for getting on for 30 years . I imagine  it was something like a real life version of the Munsters but without the witty humour .        

        Nothing he did musically after the late 70s was even remotely interesting , just dross cleverly promoted by his wife with Ozzy reinvented as Satan's left hand man ( l think the Pope sits on the right)   . And fair play to her ; she certainly put the hours in!

Drugs, booze ,infidelity,  domestic violence , shit parenting; Oz sounds a right xxxx . Factor-in illness and  injury   and the Wild Man actually comes over as an  unendearing failure as a human being. 

He was  good in Black Sabbath though. 

I reckon rather than cremation ,he should be embalmed and displayed in a glass coffin . At some point ,while all the sycophantic rock luvvies are filing past someone  pulls a string .  Ozzy's body hurtles through  the glass and flies through the air . The assembled mourners  are splashed with gallons of rabies- laced bat blood and embalming fluid.  Slash falls dead at the shock of seeing his top hat ruined....Then hopefully all the members of Mettalica are killed by flying glass .

And  Satan ,laughing,  spreads his wings.

 

 

[Seagull 240]

11 minutes ago, comanche said:

Luckily the  reality show passed me by as l haven't  had a tele for getting on for 30 years . I imagine  it was something like a real life version of the Munsters but without the witty humour .        

        Nothing he did musically after the late 70s was even remotely interesting , just dross cleverly promoted by his wife with Ozzy reinvented as Satan's left hand man ( l think the Pope sits on the right)   . And fair play to her ; she certainly put the hours in!

Drugs, booze ,infidelity,  domestic violence , shit parenting; Oz sounds a right xxxx . Factor-in illness and  injury   and the Wild Man actually comes over as an  unendearing failure as a human being. 

He was  good in Black Sabbath though. 

I reckon rather than cremation ,he should be embalmed and displayed in a glass coffin . At some point ,while all the sycophantic rock luvvies are filing past someone  pulls a string .  Ozzy's body hurtles through  the glass and flies through the air . The assembled mourners  are splashed with gallons of rabies- laced bat blood and embalming fluid.  Slash falls dead at the shock of seeing his top hat ruined....Then hopefully all the members of Mettalica are killed by flying glass .

And  Satan ,laughing,  spreads his wings.

 

 

Weren't keen on him then?

[mC HULL 15,520]

On 23/07/2025 at 22:39, Bosun11 said:

Ozzy, in the 80's, just proving how great his vocals could be. Kim sounds fantastic too

Great vocals ffs how do you listen to the shite lol