Mad malicious women.

[WILF 44,334]

Just now, mackem said:

I know a guy who was cheating on his wife with a younger woman,his wife was a bit hot tempered,took his pistol to the house where he was with his younger model,fired a shot in the air screaming and shouting,he hid till her brothers came and removed her.Left her,lived with his new woman and died of cancer.

f**k me, that’s cheered me right up ! Lol 

[mackem 23,825]

1 minute ago, WILF said:

f**k me, that’s cheered me right up ! Lol 

Poor Rolfe,he never got his “And they both lived happily ever after” ending.

[WILF 44,334]

Just now, mackem said:

Poor Rolfe,he never got his “And they both lived happily ever after” ending.

No, I gathered that ! Lol 

[TOMO 24,880]

My story was similar in as much as she had found out I was cheating on her....she called me to take her keys back....I got there she was stood outside give me the keys...I gave them to her...she said come inside to talk...I walked in ...she followed then locked the door......I remember thinking bugger as she locked the door...this ain't going to go well....30 seconds later I'm dripping in petrol

[WILF 44,334]

1 minute ago, TOMO said:

My story was similar in as much as she had found out I was cheating on her....she called me to take her keys back....I got there she was stood outside give me the keys...I gave them to her...she said come inside to talk...I walked in ...she followed then locked the door......I remember thinking bugger as she locked the door...this ain't going to go well....30 seconds later I'm dripping in petrol

Seeing as you and Gnasher (and probably a couple of others) have been door men, you must have seen some sights in you time with birds out of control ?

I know the old argument about hitting birds and all that but if a bird is acting like a bloke surely all the rules go out the window ?

Pal of mine ended up having a few days in Snaresbrook after a bird tried to bottle him across the head at the bar one night and he laid her out with a right cross ! Lol 

In those circumstances I personally think he was well within his rights. 

[paulus 26]

3 minutes ago, TOMO said:

My story was similar in as much as she had found out I was cheating on her....she called me to take her keys back....I got there she was stood outside give me the keys...I gave them to her...she said come inside to talk...I walked in ...she followed then locked the door......I remember thinking bugger as she locked the door...this ain't going to go well....30 seconds later I'm dripping in petrol

On the estate where i lived years ago. A blokes Mrs was having an affair and had gone to the house to tell him she was leaving him. He doused himself in petrol and had a zippo lighter in an attempt to make her stay, Long story short, she said no and walked out the door, He had lit the lighter at this point. As she shut the door he accidently fumbled and dropped the lighter, Infighting him and the living room, It took a few skin grafts to sort the damage out Lol.

[WILF 44,334]

1 minute ago, paulus said:

On the estate where i lived years ago. A blokes Mrs was having an affair and had gone to the house to tell him she was leaving him. He doused himself in petrol and had a zippo lighter in an attempt to make her stay, Long story short, she said no and walked out the door, He had lit the lighter at this point. As she shut the door he accidently fumbled and dropped the lighter, Infighting him and the living room, It took a few skin grafts to sort the damage out Lol.

Don’t know if it makes me weird but that is hilarious ! Lol 

Dozy c**t ! Lol 

[paulus 26]

Just now, WILF said:

Don’t know if it makes me weird but that is hilarious ! Lol 

Dozy c**t ! Lol 

That Estate contained the most amount of character's. shall will call them, That i ever met anywhere. The Club on there was a real special place Lol. To get on the committee you had to have robbed the place in the past, or so it was said. 

[TOMO 24,880]

11 minutes ago, WILF said:

Seeing as you and Gnasher (and probably a couple of others) have been door men, you must have seen some sights in you time with birds out of control ?

I know the old argument about hitting birds and all that but if a bird is acting like a bloke surely all the rules go out the window ?

Pal of mine ended up having a few days in Snaresbrook after a bird tried to bottle him across the head at the bar one night and he laid her out with a right cross ! Lol 

In those circumstances I personally think he was well within his rights. 

For me it was always a bit of a head f**k dealing with aggressive women most of them you could deal with just by restraint but I have seen quite a few get laid out by door lads....and even though some of them deserved it....there were others where it didn't need to go that far....I can honestly say I never hit any....however I have been hit by plenty lol....but it was an occupational hazard...most birds can't hit that hard...

I stopped working doors last summer ...but not long back one pissed middle aged women slapped me whilst I was being extremely polite and helping her to leave....of course all my work colleagues and bar staff thought this was hysterical ...f***ing great hand print on my face

[gnasher16 29,664]

41 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

You got her number still?

Last i heard it was Goodmayes Psychiatric Hospital.....just Google it 

I shouldnt laugh really.

[mackem 23,825]

3 minutes ago, TOMO said:

most birds can't hit that hard...

I knew a Scottish guy years ago,he had been glassed in the face and had decent scars,I thought maybe from a pub fight in the UK as he loved a drink,turned out a Thai bar-girl had inflicted them.

[gnasher16 29,664]

31 minutes ago, WILF said:

Seeing as you and Gnasher (and probably a couple of others) have been door men, you must have seen some sights in you time with birds out of control ?

I know the old argument about hitting birds and all that but if a bird is acting like a bloke surely all the rules go out the window ?

Pal of mine ended up having a few days in Snaresbrook after a bird tried to bottle him across the head at the bar one night and he laid her out with a right cross ! Lol 

In those circumstances I personally think he was well within his rights. 

Just to note in regards to my own story.......dealing with rowdy aggressive birds in the work place is one thing.....but dealing with rowdy aggressive birds while having sex with them is a different conundrum altogether 

[waltjnr 5,972]

2 hours ago, DIDO.1 said:

I had a semi on reading that. 

An easy wank for me ! 

[poachers apprentice 134]

Was with a  head case of a woman for two years stunning to look at and I think in retrospect that’s what made me ignore the warning signs……. Paranoid, jealous , borderline alcoholic, aggressive and violent all wrapped up in a dainty 5 foot 2 size 6 woman who on one memorable occasion when we’d been on a night out decided to stab me and put a lit fag in my eye ……. That was from me thanking the waitress for handing me a drink

 

[gnasher16 29,664]

41 minutes ago, poachers apprentice said:

Was with a  head case of a woman for two years stunning to look at and I think in retrospect that’s what made me ignore the warning signs……. Paranoid, jealous , borderline alcoholic, aggressive and violent all wrapped up in a dainty 5 foot 2 size 6 woman who on one memorable occasion when we’d been on a night out decided to stab me and put a lit fag in my eye ……. That was from me thanking the waitress for handing me a drink

 

Some fellas like jealous women it makes them feel wanted.....personally i cant stand them it shows the feeble insecurity that comes with low confidence i like strong confident women just as long as they aint got a screw loose or it starts getting dangerous.