mel b 1,131 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 4 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: " you need to watch out for married women " ......thank goodness you have morals eh ! I used to treat my cock like I'd just found it in a dustbin , and having fun with single women is one thing , but doing the same with married women is a whole different ball of wax. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 1,526 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 13 minutes ago, mel b said: I used to treat my cock like I'd just found it in a dustbin , and having fun with single women is one thing , but doing the same with married women is a whole different ball of wax. feckin 'ell mel .....readin' all this and you have given me a stiffy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,131 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Just now, ditchman said: feckin 'ell mel .....readin' all this and you have given me a stiffy You've always got a stiffy you old stallion. Rumour has it that brutt33 was made from your sweat , as you've been making women swoon since 1972 , and that Engelbert Humperdink built himself in your image . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Greyman 25,295 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 1 hour ago, mel b said: I used to treat my cock like I'd just found it in a dustbin , and having fun with single women is one thing , but doing the same with married women is a whole different ball of wax. Don’t know about that I had a 38 yr old married woman with two kids on the go when I was 19/20 was absolutely fantastic, Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,131 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 11 minutes ago, Greyman said: Don’t know about that I had a 38 yr old married woman with two kids on the go when I was 19/20 was absolutely fantastic, Lol Each to their own , but It's just something that personally I wouldn't do . I wouldn't mess around with a married woman, anymore than I'd mess around behind my wife's back. Now an older woman , is a fine thing indeed . 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 25,295 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 7 minutes ago, mel b said: Each to their own , but It's just something that personally I wouldn't do . I wouldn't mess around with a married woman, anymore than I'd mess around behind my wife's back. Now an older woman , is a fine thing indeed . Never been unfaithful, to my misses but when I was young free and single every hole was a goal, the married lady thing just happened not intended, but was fun while it lasted, no regrets lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 1,526 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 2 hours ago, mel b said: You've always got a stiffy you old stallion. Rumour has it that brutt33 was made from your sweat , as you've been making women swoon since 1972 , and that Engelbert Humperdink built himself in your image . gave up supplying sweat for Brut33 after Henry died.....then got a contract with "Pagan Man" for the sweat off my left testicle...them were the days boi ...when men were men and women were...errrrr sort of women as well.....they had rotten teeth bright red lipstick...and a smelly hairy gadge.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,131 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Just now, ditchman said: gave up supplying sweat for Brut33 after Henry died.....then got a contract with "Pagan Man" for the sweat off my left testicle...them were the days boi ...when men were men and women were...errrrr sort of women as well.....they had rotten teeth bright red lipstick...and a smelly hairy gadge.... That sounds like some of the women from the dating sites . Not the sweaty left knacker though . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,880 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 4 hours ago, mel b said: Spot on . I could never see what women find so attractive about doormen , I just took full advantage of the situation. Funny really , because I worked the doors when I was younger , and I never took any notice of the attention that you get. The only time I really noticed it , was when I worked at gay bars , I really didn't like that sort of attention at all . Apparently I'm a bear . The thing with the doors is ....your in the right environment....alcohol and drugs make people loose the inhibitions ... On top of that it's a numbers game ....your average bloke working on a site might only come in to contract with a handful of women a day...on a night club 5 days a week you might speak to several thousand over that week....so if your polite and have a bit of patter its easy ....and on top of that I was dam good looking...lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotty12 1,376 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 On 08/01/2024 at 17:17, TOMO said: Did the same as you mate....abroad in Ibiza on a secluded little beach at sunset little restaurant on the beach did the reception...my sister married us as she was a registrar... You get married at ket cove mate ? Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 1,131 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 1 hour ago, TOMO said: The thing with the doors is ....your in the right environment....alcohol and drugs make people loose the inhibitions ... On top of that it's a numbers game ....your average bloke working on a site might only come in to contract with a handful of women a day...on a night club 5 days a week you might speak to several thousand over that week....so if your polite and have a bit of patter its easy ....and on top of that I was dam good looking...lol If its any consolation to the guys on the site that don't get much sex , you can rest assured that I did my very best to keep our collective average sex rate at a very high level . I was doing a public service . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,894 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 You lot think women like door men and firemen..... You wanna try being a pest controller!!!! Honestly sideburns and flat caps make women moist. I'm fighting em off with my moling probe !!!! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,664 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 In years gone by women wouldnt want to go near a rough old club bouncer with a smashed in bugle,lumps,bumps and trouble written all over him.......nowadays they seem to flock around these mincey little moisturised minges standing about on doors....probably sharing skin products half the time ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bakerboy 3,254 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 1 hour ago, gnasher16 said: In years gone by women wouldnt want to go near a rough old club bouncer with a smashed in bugle,lumps,bumps and trouble written all over him.......nowadays they seem to flock around these mincey little moisturised minges standing about on doors....probably sharing skin products half the time ! Fake tans and hair "product" is all the fckrs round here got 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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