Horse cull

[THE STIFFMEISTER 16,967]

10 hours ago, mackem said:

Little donkey,little donkey,on the dusty road (used to sing that song to my kids to get them to sleep).

 

f**k me I was not expecting that In the first scene

[mackem 29,522]

9 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

f**k me I was not expecting that In the first scene

Never saw owt like that on Blackpool beach when we were kids.

[mushroom 14,053]

24 minutes ago, keepdiggin said:

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Not even sure what I was trying to say but cock and ring in a sentence has to mean something

 

Edited December 9, 2023 by mushroom

[mushroom 14,053]

6 minutes ago, mackem said:

Never saw owt like that on Blackpool beach when we were kids.

I used to walk home to Bispham, barefoot after a night out mate. Pulled a couple of lovely ladies that way lol “where ya gan, home, where’s that? A barefoot march up to little Bispham” squirt  

[mushroom 14,053]

I’d like to point out (and I do feel it’s necessary to do so) everything was with permission  

Apart from the bird from Wolverhampton… Jesus, I was crying for days, never thought a lass could be that brutal!

#metoo

Edited December 9, 2023 by mushroom

[WILF 49,831]

9 hours ago, mushroom said:

I’d like to point out (and I do feel it’s necessary to do so) everything was with permission  

Apart from the bird from Wolverhampton… Jesus, I was crying for days, never thought a lass could be that brutal!

#metoo

Wolverhampton?……I hope you used protection and put gaffer tape over her mouth so she couldn’t speak ! 

[mushroom 14,053]

On 10/12/2023 at 10:16, WILF said:

Wolverhampton?……I hope you used protection and put gaffer tape over her mouth so she couldn’t speak ! 

I’m pretty sure I bin bagged up like a gimp.. Something I shouldn’t be proud of but strangely, I am

[neil82 1,088]

Culling animals that are alien to a country and the numbers are high is something that is neccesary and as long as the kills are quick and clean I have no problem with be it camels, pigs or even cats and dogs, the only bit that does irk a lot is the meat is not then used be it human food or pet food, hell of a lot of steaks on a camel!

[mushroom 14,053]

9 minutes ago, neil82 said:

Culling animals that are alien to a country and the numbers are high is something that is neccesary and as long as the kills are quick and clean I have no problem with be it camels, pigs or even cats and dogs, the only bit that does irk a lot is the meat is not then used be it human food or pet food, hell of a lot of steaks on a camel!

That’s just it mate, there is amongst us who will take this work on. I’ll eat the meat (nay cats or dogs mind) but some animals I just don’t want to hunt/cull.

[mackem 29,522]

1 hour ago, mushroom said:

 I’ll eat the meat (nay cats or dogs mind) 

I have eaten both,and all sorts of other creatures,don’t eat pork though,at all.

[Bakerboy 4,740]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

don’t eat pork though,at all.

Was reading an article a few days ago about some chink bloke was admitted to hospital with various things wrong with him, 700 tapeworms in him all through his body and head, Dr put it down to him eating pork

[mackem 29,522]

Just now, Bakerboy said:

Was reading an article a few days ago about some chink bloke was admitted to hospital with various things wrong with him, 700 tapeworms in him all through his body and head, Dr put it down to him eating pork

Trichinosis also.

[bird 10,014]

On 10/12/2023 at 09:16, WILF said:

Wolverhampton?……I hope you used protection and put gaffer tape over her mouth so she couldn’t speak ! 

dont know what worse , cockney shit , or my  my w-ton shit  , both  do your fookin head in  when sober   haha 

[jukel123 9,367]

On 09/12/2023 at 11:24, WILF said:

Before I moved I used to keep horses, 10 years of paying for those c**ts and all the assorted shite the wife and daughters wanted to go with it and I’d happily shoot every f***ing horse in the world ! Lol 

Horses..... expensive, stubborn, farting, kicking biting creatures from hell. But women are willing to enslave themselves to their welfare. Suspiciously Freudian if you ask me. Gay men love them too in my experience.

Something to do with the enormous penis of a horse I think. Could possibly be that we hate them Wilf because  they make us feel so inadequate in that department. Or maybe I'm only speaking for myself.

Edited December 12, 2023 by jukel123

[jukel123 9,367]

On 09/12/2023 at 23:14, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

f**k me I was not expecting that In the first scene

Kinel, horse are one thing but donkeys! They carried Jesus! They've even got a cross on their backs to prove it. I'll have trouble sleeping  now.