mushroom 12,393 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 He just took down a fiddler! Young lass want expecting, prick came out of nowhere and chinned her. I set dickhead Best course I ever saw in my life. You ever hear a man scream “please God no”? Pigs had at him. Not sure where it will end…. I lost my shit at the dog because he didn’t kill that piece of Shit (he had him). He spent the rest head down! The filth said let have it. There’s no policy here when it comes to dirty. a few nibbles and he made his pint. If the pigs had their baw bag, would be in something called a starter! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 2 hours ago, mushroom said: He just took down a fiddler! Young lass want expecting, prick came out of nowhere and chinned her. I set dickhead Best course I ever saw in my life. You ever hear a man scream “please God no”? Pigs had at him. Not sure where it will end…. I lost my shit at the dog because he didn’t kill that piece of Shit (he had him). He spent the rest head down! The filth said let have it. There’s no policy here when it comes to dirty. a few nibbles and he made his pint. If the pigs had their baw bag, would be in something called a starter! Wtf does all that mean lol ....I'm lost 2 1 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackmag 5,870 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 36 minutes ago, jigsaw said: Wtf does all that mean lol ....I'm lost It's means mushroom is smashed and is going to have a sore head 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 6,842 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 3 hours ago, mushroom said: He just took down a fiddler! Young lass want expecting, prick came out of nowhere and chinned her. I set dickhead Best course I ever saw in my life. You ever hear a man scream “please God no”? Pigs had at him. Not sure where it will end…. I lost my shit at the dog because he didn’t kill that piece of Shit (he had him). He spent the rest head down! The filth said let have it. There’s no policy here when it comes to dirty. a few nibbles and he made his pint. If the pigs had their baw bag, would be in something called a starter! Someone needs to stay off their phone till the drugs wear off 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 Was you on roller skates as that would been entertaining . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,446 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 3 hours ago, mushroom said: He just took down a fiddler! Young lass want expecting, prick came out of nowhere and chinned her. I set dickhead Best course I ever saw in my life. You ever hear a man scream “please God no”? Pigs had at him. Not sure where it will end…. I lost my shit at the dog because he didn’t kill that piece of Shit (he had him). He spent the rest head down! The filth said let have it. There’s no policy here when it comes to dirty. a few nibbles and he made his pint. If the pigs had their baw bag, would be in something called a starter! What the...........? Bit of heatstroke mate ? Cheers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VOON 1,313 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 48 minutes ago, Blackmag said: It's means mushroom is smashed and is going to have a sore head I agree Mush was writing under the influence….what i get from it… A young lady was attacked unexpectedly by a ne’er do well…..seems to be a sexually motivated attack based on the use of the word fiddler…. the mush hussed the saluki hound known as dickhead….he coursed the fiddler exceptionally well and engaged in battle…. the police came along with no regard for fiddler and said let dog chomp for a bit… the mush is elated he’s found a use for his saluki now…. it should be a brave tale when the mush wakes up… The mush was feeling all patriotic after stuffing the argies, which has contributed to his feeling of elation and his reasons for being under the influence 16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 20 minutes ago, VOON said: I agree Mush was writing under the influence….what i get from it… A young lady was attacked unexpectedly by a ne’er do well…..seems to be a sexually motivated attack based on the use of the word fiddler…. the mush hussed the saluki hound known as dickhead….he coursed the fiddler exceptionally well and engaged in battle…. the police came along with no regard for fiddler and said let dog chomp for a bit… the mush is elated he’s found a use for his saluki now…. it should be a brave tale when the mush wakes up… The mush was feeling all patriotic after stuffing the argies, which has contributed to his feeling of elation and his reasons for being under the influence Oh.....great deciphering......lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 All the fake news f****d him up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,809 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 I had a mental picture of some poor fukkker trying to earn a few quid as a street entertainer,hat on the ground for a few pence .getting mauled by a bull hound ,then wild boar came and chewed on him,,mush then soiled himself,the dog kept his head bowed down ,with shame over his master shitting himself and then he made it in time for a pint ....if the wild boar had their way ,the fiddler would have been just a starter before the main course ......but I now see I was completely off the mark 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,446 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 Mushy is truly “a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma”. Apologies to Sir Winston. Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bakerboy 3,255 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 minute ago, chartpolski said: Mushy is truly “a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma”. Apologies to Sir Winston. Cheers. Mushy is a drug taking piss head Apologies to Chartspolski Cheers 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 1,531 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 17 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: All the fake news f****d him up he has just had his Corvid 19 jab 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 13 minutes ago, ditchman said: he has just had his Corvid 19 jab He was standing behind voon in the cue.. arm like a dart board 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
downsouth 6,842 Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 hour ago, VOON said: I agree Mush was writing under the influence….what i get from it… A young lady was attacked unexpectedly by a ne’er do well…..seems to be a sexually motivated attack based on the use of the word fiddler…. the mush hussed the saluki hound known as dickhead….he coursed the fiddler exceptionally well and engaged in battle…. the police came along with no regard for fiddler and said let dog chomp for a bit… the mush is elated he’s found a use for his saluki now…. it should be a brave tale when the mush wakes up… The mush was feeling all patriotic after stuffing the argies, which has contributed to his feeling of elation and his reasons for being under the influence Might be a brave tale or he might just keep quiet as its all a load of bo**ocks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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