Cats

[chartpolski 20,786]

5 minutes ago, paulus said:

I sort of think think they are more able to train us than we are of training them. I have watched one stalk a pheasant, vary impressive, i have to say. Sadly its body ended up down a rabbit hole shortly afterwards  

I think they would be un-tractable.......but probably no more so than a Saluki

Cheers.

[socks 32,253]

Had cats for years easy let’s low maintenance and keep the vermin down. The one here at the moment is like a fukcing lion … kills all sorts from mice to pheasants. 
 

[low plains drifter 9,680]

3 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

  You wanna see the size of this bugger, it doesnt like me , cos if i bend down to stroke it, it would have me, its got a bigger back on it than me

But does it have the Nobby Stiles to match?

[low plains drifter 9,680]

3 hours ago, chartpolski said:

Sometimes in my less sensible periods I wonder if one of those Wild cat crosses could be trained to course a hare or rabbit, and how it would stand with regards to the Hunting Act ?

Cheets.

What about a Cheetah? 

You'll be able to cut about the Tyne valley at will without raising any suspicion with one of them at heel

[Bakerboy 3,538]

Fckn things, hers

 

[chartpolski 20,786]

12 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

What about a Cheetah? 

You'll be able to cut about the Tyne valley at will without raising any suspicion with one of them at heel

Cheers.

[shaaark 10,281]

Some domestic cats are nice looking animals.

The end.

[kanny 19,677]

[THE STIFFMEISTER 14,690]

5 hours ago, paulus said:

We have a wild cat sleeps on the outside sill of our conservatory door, It will meow at you all f***ing night trying to get you to feed it. if you bend down or put a hand anywhere near it. it hisses bares its teeth and its paw is ready to swipe, Strange creature it is, But i quite like its attitude 

That might be one of mine . Shes a funny c**t , won’t come in at night but when you bring her in she would take your fingers off if she had chance . We have four cats , all different In personalities, each one is jet black , the only way to tell them apart is their ears and how they act . 

[Stavross 13,912]

Absolutely bloody horrible things, as I write this the missus cat is looking at me like it wants me to die, this thing is about 20 years old now and I’m sure it only stays alive to piss me off, it’s a house cat now and won’t go outside, again, probably because it knows I hate it been in the house, why anyone would want one of these disgusting things in their house is beyond me, I often tell the missus I could happily dispatch it, put it in the bin and go about my day, she loves the bloody thing and treats it like a baby, it’s just plain weird 

[iworkwhippets 12,253]

6 hours ago, Stavross said:

Absolutely bloody horrible things, as I write this the missus cat is looking at me like it wants me to die, this thing is about 20 years old now and I’m sure it only stays alive to piss me off, it’s a house cat now and won’t go outside, again, probably because it knows I hate it been in the house, why anyone would want one of these disgusting things in their house is beyond me, I often tell the missus I could happily dispatch it, put it in the bin and go about my day, she loves the bloody thing and treats it like a baby, it’s just plain weird 

Looks a mean bugger does that 

[Stavross 13,912]

6 hours ago, iworkwhippets said:

Looks a mean bugger does that 

It horrible mate, when I agreed to it I didn’t realise how long they lived

Edited December 8, 2022 by Stavross

[iworkwhippets 12,253]

5 minutes ago, Stavross said:

It horrible mate, when I agreed to it I realise how long they lived

Lol, you wanna be careful mate , that buggers ready to pounce on ya 

[Stavross 13,912]

1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said:

Lol, you wanna be careful mate , that buggers ready to pounce on ya 

We have an agreement, it doesn’t come anywhere near me and I won’t stamp it into the carpet

[Aled 381]

They have their place: We had mice when we moved to our present house got 2 farm cats, which we thought would live outside and keep the mice down. They do their job well, and do offer a bit of friendship....however i much prefer my dog! 

Edited December 8, 2022 by Aled