Cats

[iworkwhippets 12,253]

Morning chaps, bloody cold one eh, times like this i wish i was off out wi Nell n stinkers,   anyways back on topic, afore i peeled missen out my pit this morning, cat was giving it what fer at my door, so in he comes, rubbing itsen up my legs, i thowt fek me i am honoured, so bent down half asleep to give it a stroke, big mistake the b*****d wasnt having any of it,so thowt ya can piss off, and cooked missen a full monty and made the bugger wait 

[Arry 19,033]

Keith give the moggy a squirt of front line. Old girl next door let a cat in, next thing the house was infested with flees.

Cheers Arry

[iworkwhippets 12,253]

Eh  oh ffs, i wondred why i was scratching my only remaining goolie off, i thowt i had  monkey pox or summat

                                                cheers Arry 

[Stavross 13,912]

2 hours ago, Arry said:

Keith give the moggy a squirt of front line. Old girl next door let a cat in, next thing the house was infested with flees.

Cheers Arry

Give it a squirt of hosepipe

[Arry 19,033]

3 minutes ago, Stavross said:

Give it a squirt of hosepipe

My old JR's loved cats. Couldn't eat a whole one though mind.

Cheers Arry

[dytkos 17,592]

On 11/12/2022 at 11:21, Arry said:

Keith give the moggy a squirt of front line. Old girl next door let a cat in, next thing the house was infested with flees.

Cheers Arry

Give it a squirt of kick up the arse more like 

Cheers, D.