Devils advocate… catch and release

[Black neck 15,162]

33 minutes ago, jackthelad said:

Indeed I have.....

Be asking when next

[Black neck 15,162]

1 minute ago, Gene said:

On the twelfth of never.

Your very sceptical gene tunney 

[jackthelad 1,855]

9 minutes ago, Gene said:

On the twelfth of never.

Ooooo crystal ball anaw eh

[Black neck 15,162]

6 minutes ago, jackthelad said:

Ooooo crystal ball anaw eh

Digging is not what it was Jack my boy ,1 or 2 sturdy chums digging wacking gret pits 2 a hardened tyke ,a man's hands could get positively calust, I liked 2 ride my cart to the set accompanied be a young maiden and we would eat cold cuts of game and drink wine besides the copulating ,why a dozen strong peasant toiled wi the sod, of course I'd be on hand wi the tonges once I'd ge the labourers some mead and fecked um of up the road ,then I would release the quarry on the village green ,and every c**t would clap and cheer

[jackthelad 1,855]

1 minute ago, Black neck said:

Digging is not what it was Jack my boy ,1 or 2 sturdy chums digging wacking gret pits 2 a hardened tyke ,a man's hands could get positively calust, I liked 2 ride my cart to the set accompanied be a young maiden and we would eat cold cuts of game and drink wine besides the copulating ,why a dozen strong peasant toiled wi the sod, of course I'd be on hand wi the tonges once I'd ge the labourers some mead and fecked um of up the road ,then I would release the quarry on the village green ,and every c**t would clap and cheer

Wonder were u get yer mushies sometimes blacky ffs haha

[mackem 23,792]

11 minutes ago, jackthelad said:

Wonder were u get yer mushies sometimes black? 

[jackthelad 1,855]

3 minutes ago, mackem said:

Always rely on you Mack haha

[Black neck 15,162]

25 minutes ago, jackthelad said:

Wonder were u get yer mushies sometimes blacky ffs haha

You may scoff but that's how it was ,sometimes the whole village turned out 2 listen for the bassets engage there foe ,and the sight of the village fillies ears 2 the ground rear ends in the air was food 4 the soul dear boy 

[dytkos 17,536]

9 hours ago, Gene said:

Come on Jack lad, you never dug a fox.

And Blackmag, releasing vixens can't always be done unfortunately, if they get jawed up with a strong terrier there's a good chance it's jaw will be broken.

You ever dug a fox Greb? I'm sure he doesn't let the dead ones run either. 

Cheers, D.

[jackthelad 1,855]

1 minute ago, dytkos said:

You ever dug a fox Greb? I'm sure he doesn't let the dead ones run either. 

Cheers, D.

Nae danger is that greb?

[dytkos 17,536]

12 minutes ago, Gene said:

Clearly I have, because if you had you'd know yourself that not all vixens can be released after a dig.

Obviously. Do you take everything that's said on here literally? 

Cheers, D.

[South hams hunter 8,837]

17 minutes ago, jackthelad said:

Nae danger is that greb?

That and 4/5 other names

[jackthelad 1,855]

34 minutes ago, Black neck said:

You may scoff but that's how it was ,sometimes the whole village turned out 2 listen for the bassets engage there foe ,and the sight of the village fillies ears 2 the ground rear ends in the air was food 4 the soul dear boy 

I widdny mind a Bassett I worked for an old guy had 3 kc and he said they loved the forrestry feckers kept buggering off...... and isn’t it a stern aul chap?

[Black neck 15,162]

1 minute ago, jackthelad said:

I widdny mind a Bassett I worked for an old guy had 3 kc and he said they loved the forrestry feckers kept buggering off...... and isn’t it a stern aul chap?

It is if u want 2 be irretrievably vulgar 

[Countryman62 539]

1 hour ago, Black neck said:

Digging is not what it was Jack my boy ,1 or 2 sturdy chums digging wacking gret pits 2 a hardened tyke ,a man's hands could get positively calust, I liked 2 ride my cart to the set accompanied be a young maiden and we would eat cold cuts of game and drink wine besides the copulating ,why a dozen strong peasant toiled wi the sod, of course I'd be on hand wi the tonges once I'd ge the labourers some mead and fecked um of up the road ,then I would release the quarry on the village green ,and every c**t would clap and cheer

You are the King of thl my man neck